A single, solitary snail

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The reason why your life is a dumpster fire and you’re still stuck in it

My math test was easy. Then I saw this snail. Now I’m failing.

The snail walked across my lunch. I threw it away. I still got detention.

I saw a single snail. My whole day went to hell.

The worst thing to ever happen to your existence, and it’s still hanging around

I saw that snail. I cried. I still cried after it left.

That snail walked into my room. I didn’t even sleep that night.

I had a dream about that snail. It was a nightmare.

The reason why you can’t be trusted with anything that moves

That snail almost ruined my life. I still can’t trust anything that crawls.

I let a snail walk on my face. I’m never doing that again.

I watched that snail. I’m now a snail expert. I’m still scared.