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A touch of the kissys
A disease you get when someone thinks they're God and starts flexing their tiny powers like they own the place.
My boss thinks he's the boss of the whole universe now.
My little sister uses her 5 minutes of screen time to rule the world.
My dog thinks he's the king of the park because he peed on a tree.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A touch of the kissys
When a person gets all up in your business because they think they're special and everyone should know it.
My teacher interrupts every single lesson to tell us how smart she is.
My cousin brags about his pet goldfish like it won the lottery.
My neighbor thinks his lawn is the only one that matters.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A touch of the kissys
A bad habit where someone acts like they're the center of the universe and everyone else is just background noise.
My dad yells at the TV like it did something wrong.
My friend texts me every hour to tell me how cool she is.
My brother thinks he's the main character of a movie.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A touch of the kissys
A curse that makes someone believe they're the most important person in the room, even when they're not.
My mom thinks she's the reason the sun comes up every day.
My brother-in-law thinks the whole world is watching him.
My pet parrot screams about being the best bird ever.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A touch of the kissys
A mental problem where someone can't stop showing off their tiny power like it's the best thing ever.
My coworker acts like she's the CEO of the entire company.
My brother takes credit for everything, even when he didn't do it.
My friend's cat thinks it's the king of the internet.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A touch of the kissys
A condition where someone can't help but brag about their power, even though it's barely worth mentioning.
My uncle thinks he's the reason the phone works.
My friend texts me at 2 a. m. to tell me how awesome she is.
My dog barks at the mailman like he's the enemy.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A touch of the Beebo's
When you're too scared to poop in front of people because you're worried they'll hear you and think you're a total loser.
I tried to poop in the car but my kid said, 'Dad, you're making a noise!' I died.
At the grocery store, I had to hold it in because the cashier was right there. I felt like a trapped animal.
I tried to poop in the school parking lot but the principal walked by. I ran into the building like a coward.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A touch of the Beebo's
The horror of trying to poop in a public place and failing because you’re too embarrassed to even look at people.
I tried to poop outside the movie theater, but a group of kids saw me. I turned red and ran.
I tried to poop at the gas station, but the guy at the counter saw me. I felt like I was on national TV.
I tried to poop in the park, but my dog saw me. I now live in shame.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A touch of the Beebo's
When you’re stuck in a situation where you really need to poop, but you’re too scared to do it because people will hear you and laugh at you.
I had to poop at the mall, but I heard my mom laughing at me from across the store. I ran out like I was on fire.
I tried to poop in the library, but the librarian looked at me like I was a monster. I hid under a table.
I tried to poop at the restaurant, but the waitress saw me. I had to order a second dessert to cover my shame.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A total whitney
When you beat the living hell out of yourself with a vibrating dildo until you’re too tired, the batteries are dead, and you’re stuck with it still inside you.
I tried to do a total whitney and ended up stuck with the toy for three days.
She did a total whitney and now she can’t sit down.
He did a total whitney and forgot about it until he passed out.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A total whitney
You go crazy with a battery-powered cock until you drop dead, the thing runs out of juice, and you wake up with it still inside you.
I did a total whitney and now my pants won’t come off.
She did a total whitney and her roommate heard her screaming.
He did a total whitney and ended up in the ER.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A total whitney
You beat yourself silly with a buzzing dildo until you’re too drained, the batteries die, and you’re stuck with it still in you.
I did a total whitney and now I can’t feel my legs.
She did a total whitney and her dog ran away.
He did a total whitney and forgot about it until the next day.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A total smoke
A total smoke is someone so hot they make your brain short-circuit and your pants shrink.
I saw him walk in and my dog fell over.
She walked in and my uncle proposed to her.
He looked at me and my phone dropped into the toilet.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A total smoke
A total smoke is someone so attractive they make your face melt and your confidence die.
She walked in and my ex came back.
He looked at me and my cat got a crush.
I saw her and my mom said I was ugly.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A total smoke
A total smoke is someone so good-looking they make your soul scream and your friends jealous.
He walked in and my friend forgot his pants.
She came in and my dog fell in love.
I saw him and my phone broke from jealousy.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A total Ian
When someone yells at you to do something but hides in the corner like a coward when it's time to actually do it.
My boss told me to clean the office, then ran out when I turned on the vacuum.
My little brother dared me to eat a whole pizza, then cried when I did it.
My mom told me to talk to the neighbor, then hid behind the couch like a f***ing ninja.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A total Ian
Like when you're the one who starts the chaos but then runs away when it gets real.
I told my friends we'd beat up the bully, then ran when he showed up.
I started the fight, then f***ing sprinted out of the gym.
I said we'd eat the whole cake, then vanished when I saw how big it was.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A total Ian
You're the one who screams, 'Let's do it!' but then acts like you're dying when it's time to actually do it.
I yelled, 'Let's all go skydiving!' and then f***ing cried when we got on the plane.
I said we'd all go to the haunted house, then hid behind my sister when we got there.
I screamed, 'Let's all eat the whole pizza!' and then ran when it was time to bite.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A total Ian
You're like the guy who tells you to jump, but then jumps out of the way when it's your turn.
I told my friend to jump off the diving board, then jumped out of the way when it was my turn.
I said we'd all go for a run, but then f***ing sat on the couch when I got tired.
I told my brother to eat the whole burger, then ran when I saw it.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A total Ian
You're the one who starts the madness but then acts like you're f***ing dead when it's time to face it.
I told my friends we'd all go to the horror movie, then f***ing screamed when the ghost showed up.
I started the prank, then ran when I heard the toilet flush.
I said we'd all eat the whole cake, then f***ing fainted when I saw it.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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