A touch of the Beebo's
When you’re stuck in a situation where you really need to poop, but you’re too scared to do it because people will hear you and laugh at you.
I had to poop at the mall, but I heard my mom laughing at me from across the store. I ran out like I was on fire.
I tried to poop in the library, but the librarian looked at me like I was a monster. I hid under a table.
I tried to poop at the restaurant, but the waitress saw me. I had to order a second dessert to cover my shame.