A touch of the Beebo's

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When you're too scared to poop in front of people because you're worried they'll hear you and think you're a total loser.

I tried to poop in the car but my kid said, 'Dad, you're making a noise!' I died.

At the grocery store, I had to hold it in because the cashier was right there. I felt like a trapped animal.

I tried to poop in the school parking lot but the principal walked by. I ran into the building like a coward.

The horror of trying to poop in a public place and failing because you’re too embarrassed to even look at people.

I tried to poop outside the movie theater, but a group of kids saw me. I turned red and ran.

I tried to poop at the gas station, but the guy at the counter saw me. I felt like I was on national TV.

I tried to poop in the park, but my dog saw me. I now live in shame.

When you’re stuck in a situation where you really need to poop, but you’re too scared to do it because people will hear you and laugh at you.

I had to poop at the mall, but I heard my mom laughing at me from across the store. I ran out like I was on fire.

I tried to poop in the library, but the librarian looked at me like I was a monster. I hid under a table.

I tried to poop at the restaurant, but the waitress saw me. I had to order a second dessert to cover my shame.