A touch of the Beebo's - The horror of trying to poop in a public place and failing b

The horror of trying to poop in a public place and failing because you’re too embarrassed to even look at people.

I tried to poop outside the movie theater, but a group of kids saw me. I turned red and ran.

I tried to poop at the gas station, but the guy at the counter saw me. I felt like I was on national TV.

I tried to poop in the park, but my dog saw me. I now live in shame.