A touch of the kissys

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A disease you get when someone thinks they're God and starts flexing their tiny powers like they own the place.

My boss thinks he's the boss of the whole universe now.

My little sister uses her 5 minutes of screen time to rule the world.

My dog thinks he's the king of the park because he peed on a tree.

When a person gets all up in your business because they think they're special and everyone should know it.

My teacher interrupts every single lesson to tell us how smart she is.

My cousin brags about his pet goldfish like it won the lottery.

My neighbor thinks his lawn is the only one that matters.

A bad habit where someone acts like they're the center of the universe and everyone else is just background noise.

My dad yells at the TV like it did something wrong.

My friend texts me every hour to tell me how cool she is.

My brother thinks he's the main character of a movie.

A curse that makes someone believe they're the most important person in the room, even when they're not.

My mom thinks she's the reason the sun comes up every day.

My brother-in-law thinks the whole world is watching him.

My pet parrot screams about being the best bird ever.

A mental problem where someone can't stop showing off their tiny power like it's the best thing ever.

My coworker acts like she's the CEO of the entire company.

My brother takes credit for everything, even when he didn't do it.

My friend's cat thinks it's the king of the internet.

A condition where someone can't help but brag about their power, even though it's barely worth mentioning.

My uncle thinks he's the reason the phone works.

My friend texts me at 2 a. m. to tell me how awesome she is.

My dog barks at the mailman like he's the enemy.