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pagophobia

You get so freaked out by ice it’s like your brain is getting chipped by a ice cube.

I saw a slushy and I had to leave the store like it was a war zone.

I wouldn’t let my kid eat a popsicle because I thought it would freeze their brains.

I screamed at a freezer like it had insulted my entire family.

by Slangipedia 23d ago

pagoot

A stupid way to say 'spaghetti' that sounds like a bad joke from a f**ked up kid.

My uncle said 'pagoot' and got laughed at by the whole restaurant.

She tried to order 'pagoot' and the waiter gave her a side eye.

My friend said 'pagoot' and I told him to shut up and eat.

by Slangipedia 23d ago

pagoot

A person who thinks pagooting is cool, but it's just a dumb thing to do. They're basically a waste of oxygen.

My cousin is a pagooter and thinks he's a rockstar.

That guy at the park is a pagooter and does it all day.

My mom called me a pagooter and said I was being annoying.

by Slangipedia 23d ago

pagoot

Believing you're a pagooter and thinking you're amazing at it. It's like being proud of something that's totally f**ked up.

He said he had faith in being a pagooter and still ate the wrong food.

She believed in pagooting and got laughed at by everyone.

My brother said he had faith in being a pagooter and now he's stuck with it.

by Slangipedia 23d ago

pagoori

Korean slang for getting busy. Can be a noun or verb. Basically means you're getting your rocks off.

He said he was going to pagoori all night and didn't come home till morning.

She texted him, 'You better pagoori me or I'm leaving.'

At the club, they said, 'Let's pagoori and forget this ever happened.'

by Slangipedia 23d ago

pagoori

To have wild sex and slam a girl like she owes you money.

He said, 'I pagooried her so hard, she passed out.'

They were pagooried in the back of a taxi and got caught.

Her friend said, 'You look like you just got pagooried by a beast.'

by Slangipedia 23d ago

pagoom

A dirty way to greet someone like you want to rip their clothes off

Pagoom, baby. I saw you at the store and my pants tightened.

Pagoom, sexy. I’m coming over and I’m bringing my whole bag of chips.

Pagoom, hot stuff. I’m not just saying that because I want to touch you.

by Slangipedia 23d ago

pagoom

A smutty hello that sounds like you’re already in bed

Pagoom, love. I just woke up and I’m thinking about you.

Pagoom, cutie. I’m going to text you later and I’m going to be a little bit nasty.

Pagoom, darling. I’ve been thinking about you all day and my brain is getting hot.

by Slangipedia 23d ago

pagoom

A dirty greeting that makes you feel like you’re already in a fight

Pagoom, beast. I just saw you and I want to punch your face and kiss you at the same time.

Pagoom, monster. You make me feel like I just won a battle and I want to celebrate with you.

Pagoom, tough guy. I just said hello and now I feel like I’m in a war.

by Slangipedia 23d ago

pagoom

A messy way to say hello that makes your brain feel like it’s melting

Pagoom, hot mess. I just saw you and my brain is like, 'Oh no, I’m in love again.'

Pagoom, crazy. I’m saying hello and I feel like I just took a shower and it was a surprise.

Pagoom, disaster. I just said hello and now my whole body is like, 'What did I just do?'

by Slangipedia 23d ago

pagoom

A filthy hello that sounds like you just woke up from a dream

Pagoom, dreamy. I just saw you and I feel like I was just in a dream with you.

Pagoom, sleepy. I said hello and now I feel like I just woke up and I want to cuddle.

Pagoom, sleepyhead. I just said hello and I feel like I’m already in bed with you.

by Slangipedia 23d ago

pagony

When your pain is so bad it feels like your insides are being torn out by a grumpy goat.

I got pagony after my dog ate my homework and my mom found out.

My math test was so hard I had pagony for three days straight.

Getting pagony from my ex's new girlfriend was like being stabbed with a flaming noodle.

by Slangipedia 23d ago

pagony

The worst kind of hurt when your body is screaming and your brain is throwing a tantrum.

I had pagony after I failed my science quiz and my teacher made me clean the lab.

My pagony was so bad I cried in the hallway like a baby.

I got pagony from my dad's loud snoring and my brother's annoying jokes.

by Slangipedia 23d ago

pagony

A mix of hurt and misery that makes you want to scream, swear, and maybe throw something.

I had pagony after my pet goldfish died and my mom yelled at me.

Getting pagony from my crush ignoring me was like being stuck in traffic with a broken leg.

My pagony was so strong I could’ve knocked out a cow with a single shout.

by Slangipedia 23d ago

pagony

When your pain is so intense it feels like your soul is being kicked by a donkey.

I had pagony after I got detention and my best friend betrayed me.

My pagony was so bad I wanted to quit school and live in a tree.

I got pagony from my math teacher's face when I asked if we could do fractions with pizza.

by Slangipedia 23d ago

pagony

The kind of pain that makes you want to cry, yell, and maybe eat a whole bag of chips in one sitting.

I had pagony after I got grounded for coming home late and my dog ate my homework.

My pagony was so strong I could’ve drowned a squid in my bathtub.

I got pagony when my crush asked me out and I said no.

by Slangipedia 23d ago

pagony

When your pain is so bad it feels like you're being hit with a giant spoon and it's also raining glitter.

I had pagony after I flunked my history test and my mom made me eat spaghetti for dinner.

My pagony was so bad I cried in the principal's office like a baby.

I got pagony from my brother's loud laugh and my math teacher's face.

by Slangipedia 23d ago

pagonitsa

the most amazing person who could give a rat’s ass about anyone else

My mom is a pagonitsa. She feeds me breakfast and then yells at the mailman.

My best friend is a pagonitsa. She passed me the last test and then failed hers.

My teacher is a pagonitsa. She gives me extra credit and then eats my lunch.

by Slangipedia 23d ago

pagonitsa

a human who’s so nice they might as well be a saint, but with more cussing

My dog is a pagonitsa. He barks at the postman and then cuddles me.

My neighbor is a pagonitsa. She let me borrow her bike and then told my mom.

My dad is a pagonitsa. He gives me allowance and then steals my snacks.

by Slangipedia 23d ago

pagonitsa

the kind of person who’s so good, they make everyone else look like trash

My sister is a pagonitsa. She lets me win at video games and then eats my pizza.

My crush is a pagonitsa. He texts me every day and then forgets my birthday.

My mom’s best friend is a pagonitsa. She gives me candy and then tells my mom.

by Slangipedia 23d ago