pagonitsa

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the most amazing person who could give a rat’s ass about anyone else
My mom is a pagonitsa. She feeds me breakfast and then yells at the mailman.
My best friend is a pagonitsa. She passed me the last test and then failed hers.
My teacher is a pagonitsa. She gives me extra credit and then eats my lunch.
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a human who’s so nice they might as well be a saint, but with more cussing
My dog is a pagonitsa. He barks at the postman and then cuddles me.
My neighbor is a pagonitsa. She let me borrow her bike and then told my mom.
My dad is a pagonitsa. He gives me allowance and then steals my snacks.
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the kind of person who’s so good, they make everyone else look like trash
My sister is a pagonitsa. She lets me win at video games and then eats my pizza.
My crush is a pagonitsa. He texts me every day and then forgets my birthday.
My mom’s best friend is a pagonitsa. She gives me candy and then tells my mom.
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