Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When your pain is so bad it feels like your insides are being torn out by a grumpy goat.

I got pagony after my dog ate my homework and my mom found out.

My math test was so hard I had pagony for three days straight.

Getting pagony from my ex's new girlfriend was like being stabbed with a flaming noodle.

2

The worst kind of hurt when your body is screaming and your brain is throwing a tantrum.

I had pagony after I failed my science quiz and my teacher made me clean the lab.

My pagony was so bad I cried in the hallway like a baby.

I got pagony from my dad's loud snoring and my brother's annoying jokes.

3

A mix of hurt and misery that makes you want to scream, swear, and maybe throw something.

I had pagony after my pet goldfish died and my mom yelled at me.

Getting pagony from my crush ignoring me was like being stuck in traffic with a broken leg.

My pagony was so strong I could’ve knocked out a cow with a single shout.

4

When your pain is so intense it feels like your soul is being kicked by a donkey.

I had pagony after I got detention and my best friend betrayed me.

My pagony was so bad I wanted to quit school and live in a tree.

I got pagony from my math teacher's face when I asked if we could do fractions with pizza.

5

The kind of pain that makes you want to cry, yell, and maybe eat a whole bag of chips in one sitting.

I had pagony after I got grounded for coming home late and my dog ate my homework.

My pagony was so strong I could’ve drowned a squid in my bathtub.

I got pagony when my crush asked me out and I said no.

6

When your pain is so bad it feels like you're being hit with a giant spoon and it's also raining glitter.

I had pagony after I flunked my history test and my mom made me eat spaghetti for dinner.

My pagony was so bad I cried in the principal's office like a baby.

I got pagony from my brother's loud laugh and my math teacher's face.