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pagong
To slowly and painfully eliminate every member of a rival group one by one like they’re your personal enemies. The Pagong tribe got destroyed in Survivor because they were weak and got picked off like they were ants.
My cousin got pagonged in the game by the Tagi tribe because he was the weakest link.
The team got pagonged by the other squad because they had no idea what they were doing.
That Pagong tribe was so bad they got pagonged by the Tagi tribe like it was a joke.
pagong
When you’re the last one standing and everyone else gets picked off because you were the weakest link. Like the Pagong tribe in Survivor, they got picked off because they were the last and the worst.
I got pagonged in the game because I was the last one left and I sucked.
He got pagonged because he was the last guy standing and he had no idea what was happening.
They pagonged me because I was the last one and I was clearly the worst.
pagong
When you don’t care about something and just tell it to someone else because you’re too lazy or too dumb to deal with it. Like Smugglaz telling it to the Marines.
I got pagonged by my friend because I didn’t want to deal with it.
She pagonged the problem to me because she was too dumb to handle it.
He pagonged the whole situation to his brother because he didn’t want to deal with it.
pagonaphobia
when you see a fake beard and it hits you like a sack of bricks and you want to scream and throw it at someone
I saw that stupid stick-on beard and I nearly had a heart attack
He wore a beard tied around his face like a idiot
That fake beard looked like it came out of a garbage can
pagonaphobia
the terror you feel when you see a fake beard and you think it's going to grow hair and it's going to be stuck to your face forever
That fake beard looked like it was going to stick to my face and never come off
I saw a guy with a beard tied around his face and I thought he was trying to fake being a man
That stick-on beard looked like it was going to grow hair and take over my life
pagonaphobia
when you get so mad at fake beards that you start screaming and maybe throw things
That fake beard made me so angry I threw my coffee at it
I saw a stick-on beard and I screamed like I was being attacked
That beard tied around his face made me so mad I almost hit him
pagonaphobia
when fake beards make you feel like you're in a bad horror movie and you're the main character
That fake beard looked like it was going to jump out and scare me
I saw a beard tied around his face and I thought it was a monster
That stick-on beard was like a fake beard from hell
pagonaphobia
when you see a fake beard and you think it's going to grow hair and it's going to take over your life
I saw that fake beard and I thought it was going to take over my life
That beard tied around his face looked like it was going to grow hair and take over the world
That stick-on beard looked like it was going to grow hair and never stop
pagonaphobia
when fake beards make you feel like you're going to die and you start screaming and maybe throw things
That fake beard made me scream like I was dying
I saw that stick-on beard and I thought I was going to die
That beard tied around his face made me throw my phone at it
pagona
a girl who looks like she was hit by a truck and a toaster
That girl in homeroom is a pagona. Her face is like a pancake.
My cousin's a pagona. She looks like she ate a whole pizza and a face mask.
My ex called me a pagona. I told her to go kiss a donut.
pagona
a girl with a nose that could knock out a bull and a forehead that could crush a soda can
My teacher says I'm a pagona. I told her I'd give her a detention.
That girl at the mall is a pagona. She looks like a meatball.
My mom says my brother is a pagona. He says she's a meatball too.
pagona
a girl with a face so big it could start a war
That girl in my group project is a pagona. She looks like she was born in a pancake factory.
I told my friend she was a pagona. She told me I was a donut.
My neighbor is a pagona. She looks like she was hit by a bulldozer and a pizza.
pagolchoda
A person who was smart at birth but turned into a brain-dead meat sack. People call them a "stupid piece of trash".
My cousin is a pagolchoda. He used to know math, now he can’t add 2 + 2.
That guy in my class is a pagolchoda. He failed the test and still thinks he’s a genius.
My neighbor’s dog is smarter than my brother. He’s a pagolchoda.
pagolchoda
A human who went from okay to total idiot. They’re so dumb, they think they’re cool.
My friend is a pagolchoda. He tried to explain a joke, and it was worse than the original.
My mom says my brother is a pagolchoda. He still thinks he can beat me at video games.
That guy in the park is a pagolchoda. He talks to pigeons like they’re his best friends.
pagolchoda
A person who started normal but ended up so stupid, they’re like a broken toaster. No use, just smoke.
My teacher says I’m a pagolchoda. I tried to do my homework, and I wrote it in crayon.
My dog thinks my brother is a pagolchoda. He barks at him every time he talks.
That guy at the store is a pagolchoda. He asked for ketchup and got a banana.
pagolchoda
A human who went from normal to brain-dead. They act like they’re the smartest person in the room, even when they’re not.
My sister is a pagolchoda. She said the sky is green, and no one believed her.
My dad calls my brother a pagolchoda. He still thinks he can beat my dad at chess.
That guy on the bus is a pagolchoda. He said the moon is made of cheese, and now he’s crying.
pagolchoda
A person who was okay but now acts like they’re the dumbest person alive. They’re the kind of person who thinks they’re funny but no one laughs.
My uncle is a pagolchoda. He told a joke, and it was worse than the punchline.
My brother is a pagolchoda. He said the Earth is flat, and now he’s eating pizza for breakfast.
That guy in my class is a pagolchoda. He thinks he’s a superhero, but he can’t even tie his shoes.
pagolchoda
Someone who was smart but now acts like they were born in a trash can. They’re the dumbest, and they don’t even know it.
My mom says my brother is a pagolchoda. He tried to cook, and he burned the pizza and the microwave.
My neighbor is a pagolchoda. He thinks the sun is a giant light bulb.
That guy at the gym is a pagolchoda. He tried to lift weights and now he can’t walk.
pagola
A term for someone or something that is extremely tough and loud. It’s also used for Mexicans who don’t back down.
My uncle is pagola. He once fought three guys at a taco shop.
This car is pagola. It roared like a dragon and broke two traffic lights.
Why are you crying? You're pagola! Get back up!
pagola
When someone or something is so tough they could beat up a cop and still have energy for a burrito.
That girl is pagola. She beat up my brother and still had time to eat a whole plate of nachos.
The dog is pagola. It bit the mailman and then chased a cat up a tree.
You call that a fight? I'm pagola. I could've taken you on with one hand tied behind my back.
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