pagonaphobia

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when you see a fake beard and it hits you like a sack of bricks and you want to scream and throw it at someone

I saw that stupid stick-on beard and I nearly had a heart attack

He wore a beard tied around his face like a idiot

That fake beard looked like it came out of a garbage can

the terror you feel when you see a fake beard and you think it's going to grow hair and it's going to be stuck to your face forever

That fake beard looked like it was going to stick to my face and never come off

I saw a guy with a beard tied around his face and I thought he was trying to fake being a man

That stick-on beard looked like it was going to grow hair and take over my life

when you get so mad at fake beards that you start screaming and maybe throw things

That fake beard made me so angry I threw my coffee at it

I saw a stick-on beard and I screamed like I was being attacked

That beard tied around his face made me so mad I almost hit him

when fake beards make you feel like you're in a bad horror movie and you're the main character

That fake beard looked like it was going to jump out and scare me

I saw a beard tied around his face and I thought it was a monster

That stick-on beard was like a fake beard from hell

when you see a fake beard and you think it's going to grow hair and it's going to take over your life

I saw that fake beard and I thought it was going to take over my life

That beard tied around his face looked like it was going to grow hair and take over the world

That stick-on beard looked like it was going to grow hair and never stop

when fake beards make you feel like you're going to die and you start screaming and maybe throw things

That fake beard made me scream like I was dying

I saw that stick-on beard and I thought I was going to die

That beard tied around his face made me throw my phone at it