pagona

That girl in homeroom is a pagona. Her face is like a pancake.

My cousin's a pagona. She looks like she ate a whole pizza and a face mask.

My ex called me a pagona. I told her to go kiss a donut.

My teacher says I'm a pagona. I told her I'd give her a detention.

That girl at the mall is a pagona. She looks like a meatball.

My mom says my brother is a pagona. He says she's a meatball too.

That girl in my group project is a pagona. She looks like she was born in a pancake factory.

I told my friend she was a pagona. She told me I was a donut.

My neighbor is a pagona. She looks like she was hit by a bulldozer and a pizza.