pagophobia - You get so freaked out by ice it’s like your brain is gettin

You get so freaked out by ice it’s like your brain is getting chipped by a ice cube.

I saw a slushy and I had to leave the store like it was a war zone.

I wouldn’t let my kid eat a popsicle because I thought it would freeze their brains.

I screamed at a freezer like it had insulted my entire family.