Discover Slang

pagry
A word that means you're so dumb you could trip over your own feet and still manage to look proud.
My cousin said pagry when I told him I failed math again.
She called me pagry because I tried to text with both hands.
He said pagry when I ate the last slice of pizza.
pagry
A fancy word for someone who thinks they're smarter than they actually are.
He said I was pagry for not knowing what TikTok was.
My teacher called me pagry because I spelled 'because' wrong.
My friend said I was pagry for thinking dogs could talk.
pagry
A word that means you're so clueless you could get lost in a library and still think it's a theme park.
My mom said I was pagry for not knowing how to use the remote.
He said I was pagry for thinking the sky was blue because it was cloudy.
My dog barked at me and called me pagry.
pagry
A word for someone who is so dumb they think the moon is made of cheese and still don't get it.
My brother said I was pagry for not knowing how to play video games.
She called me pagry because I forgot my lunch again.
He said I was pagry for thinking the sun was a light bulb.
pagress
A fake liberal who yells at everyone and calls anyone who disagrees a stupid, racist, lazy, or boring person. They think they're cool, but they're just loud and annoying.
"You’re a bigoted cis male!", said to a person who asked a question.
"I’m progressive, but I’m not like those pagress people!", said by someone who just said the same thing.
"If you don’t like my opinion, you’re a bad person!", said during a normal discussion.
pagress
A person who says they’re chill but is really mad and tries to make everyone else feel bad.
"I’m just being passive-aggressive, okay?", said after a very bad day.
"I’m not mad, I’m just saying things like that.", said while being clearly mad.
"I’m not being passive-aggressive, I’m being perfect.", said by someone who clearly is being passive-aggressive.
pagraph
Two guys shoving their dicks up your butt while another one is jammed in your mouth and both of them are getting their butts filled at the same time.
My cousin said he did pagraph at the party and now he can't sit down.
She texted me and said, 'I'm doing pagraph and I'm gonna die.'
He posted a tweet: 'Pagraph is the worst thing ever. I feel like I'm gonna explode.'
pagraph
You're getting your butt and mouth filled by two guys while they're also getting their butts filled by each other.
My friend said he did pagraph and now his pants are soaked.
She DM'd me: 'I just did pagraph and I feel like I'm gonna puke.'
He said, 'Pagraph is the devil's favorite game.'
pagraph
Two guys are using your mouth and butt as a place to stick their dicks and they're both getting their butts used by each other at the same time.
He told me, 'I did pagraph and it was like a butt party.'
She texted me: 'Pagraph is the worst. I feel like I'm gonna die.'
He posted: 'Pagraph is the most painful thing I've ever done.'
pagotuh
A rude word for a man who likes other men and acts like a total idiot about it.
My cousin is a pagotuh and thinks he's the king of the world just because he dated a guy.
At the mall, the guy yelled, 'You're a pagotuh and I'm gonna beat you up!' I didn't even know him.
My teacher called me a pagotuh because I asked why the sky is blue and then laughed at my own joke.
pagotuh
A guy who's too proud of his gayness and thinks everyone should know about it.
My brother is a pagotuh and wears glitter to soccer practice.
My friend's mom said, 'You're a pagotuh and I'm ashamed of you!' after he kissed his dad in front of the whole class.
At the park, a pagotuh ran up to me and said, 'Hey, you're cute! Want to be my boyfriend?'
pagotuh
A man who thinks he's the most important person in the universe just because he likes boys.
My neighbor is a pagotuh and dances in his underwear every morning.
At the grocery store, a man said, 'You're a pagotuh and I'm gonna make you cry!' I didn't even buy anything.
My dog barked at me and said, 'You're a pagotuh and I don't like you!' I don't even know what that means.
pagoto
A human who shoves food in their face like it's the last meal on Earth and doesn't give a single rat's behind about anyone else. They have a dad-bod that looks like it was carved by a drunk sculptor and can chug a 2-liter of Mountain Dew like it's a sacred ritual.
I just ate a whole pizza and a bag of chips. My pants are now my enemies.
My dad-bod is so strong, it could lift a car.
I drank two liters of Mountain Dew and now my bladder is on strike.
pagoto
A guy who eats like he's fighting a bear and doesn't care if the world explodes. His dad-bod is legendary, and he can drink a 2-liter of Mountain Dew so fast, it looks like a fire drill.
I ate so much, my stomach is now a buffet.
My dad-bod is so big, it has its own ZIP code.
I drank a 2-liter of Mountain Dew and now I'm a human fountain.
pagoto
A person who stuffs their mouth like it's a prison break and doesn't care about anyone else. They have a dad-bod that's famous in the neighborhood and can drink a 2-liter of Mountain Dew like it's a Monday morning.
I ate so much, my face is now a food truck.
My dad-bod is so famous, it has a Wikipedia page.
I drank a 2-liter of Mountain Dew and now I'm a walking soda machine.
pagot
A smelly Filipino version of a fagot that thinks they're hot stuff.
My cousin's pagot friend tried to flirt with my mom. She just stared at him like he was a dog that peed on her shoe.
At the mall, this pagot guy said I was 'cute enough to be his backup girlfriend.' I told him to go die in a ditch.
My teacher called me a pagot because I cried when the class laughed at my bad joke. I told her to shut up and get a life.
pagot
A gay punk who’s been punched so much, he thinks he’s a tough guy.
This pagot tried to fight me after I said his hair looked like a rat’s nest. He tripped over his own shoelaces and fell into a puddle.
My friend’s pagot brother cried when his phone broke. He screamed, 'This is the worst day ever!' and then got a popsicle.
At the park, this pagot guy sat next to me and said, 'You're my new best friend.' I said, 'No, I'm your new punchbag.'
pagot
A middle-aged man who still thinks he’s cool and smells like old pizza.
This pagot tried to dance to my TikTok. He looked like he was trying to do the Macarena on a broken leg.
My neighbor’s pagot brother yelled at the mailman for delivering the wrong newspaper. He said, 'You're fired!' and threw a banana at him.
This pagot guy tried to tell me a joke. It was about a chicken. I fell asleep before he finished.
pagophobia
When you get so scared of ice it feels like your soul is getting frozen and turned into a popsicle.
I saw a glacier and I ran away screaming like a baby.
My ice cream cone melted and I had a full-blown panic attack.
I wouldn't touch a freezer if it was on fire.
pagophobia
You get so terrified of frost it’s like your toes are getting yelled at by a snowman.
I refused to go outside when it snowed because I thought the sky was gonna freeze me alive.
I stepped on a frozen sidewalk and screamed like I’d been shot.
I wouldn’t even eat a snow cone if it was the last thing on Earth.
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