pagoto
A guy who eats like he's fighting a bear and doesn't care if the world explodes. His dad-bod is legendary, and he can drink a 2-liter of Mountain Dew so fast, it looks like a fire drill.
I ate so much, my stomach is now a buffet.
My dad-bod is so big, it has its own ZIP code.
I drank a 2-liter of Mountain Dew and now I'm a human fountain.