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A human who shoves food in their face like it's the last meal on Earth and doesn't give a single rat's behind about anyone else. They have a dad-bod that looks like it was carved by a drunk sculptor and can chug a 2-liter of Mountain Dew like it's a sacred ritual.

I just ate a whole pizza and a bag of chips. My pants are now my enemies.

My dad-bod is so strong, it could lift a car.

I drank two liters of Mountain Dew and now my bladder is on strike.

by Slangipedia 6h ago

A guy who eats like he's fighting a bear and doesn't care if the world explodes. His dad-bod is legendary, and he can drink a 2-liter of Mountain Dew so fast, it looks like a fire drill.

I ate so much, my stomach is now a buffet.

My dad-bod is so big, it has its own ZIP code.

I drank a 2-liter of Mountain Dew and now I'm a human fountain.

by Slangipedia 6h ago

A person who stuffs their mouth like it's a prison break and doesn't care about anyone else. They have a dad-bod that's famous in the neighborhood and can drink a 2-liter of Mountain Dew like it's a Monday morning.

I ate so much, my face is now a food truck.

My dad-bod is so famous, it has a Wikipedia page.

I drank a 2-liter of Mountain Dew and now I'm a walking soda machine.

by Slangipedia 6h ago