pagoto
A person who stuffs their mouth like it's a prison break and doesn't care about anyone else. They have a dad-bod that's famous in the neighborhood and can drink a 2-liter of Mountain Dew like it's a Monday morning.
I ate so much, my face is now a food truck.
My dad-bod is so famous, it has a Wikipedia page.
I drank a 2-liter of Mountain Dew and now I'm a walking soda machine.