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A Komal
A Komal is the girl who can make you the happiest or the saddest, and once you start thinking about her, you can’t think about anything else.
She made me happy by laughing at my joke, and I was the happiest person ever.
She made me sad by ignoring me, and I cried like a baby.
She smiled at me, and I forgot about everything else.
A Kobe
A person who runs away from something they’re good at, like a coward who can’t handle the pressure.
Man, I was gonna beat him in chess, but he said he was tired and left me hanging.
She got the lead role in the play, then backed out the day before it started.
He said he was gonna win the tournament, then quit when he saw the opponent.
A Kobe
A stupid way to celebrate Kobe by throwing a paper ball into a trash can like it’s the NBA finals.
I shot a paper ball into the can and yelled ‘Kobe!’ like I just won the championship.
My friend did the ‘Kobe’ ritual to honor the man who got killed by a stupid car.
I did the ‘Kobe’ thing during math class and got yelled at by the teacher.
A Kobe
What people scream when they throw a paper ball and it goes in the can like they just hit a triple-double.
I shot the paper ball in the can and my friend yelled ‘Kobe!’ like I just scored a million points.
He made the shot and everyone went wild with a ‘Kobe!’ scream.
She nailed the shot and her whole class yelled ‘Kobe!’ like it was the final game.
A Kobe
The weirdest kid in school who makes you laugh even when he’s being a total weirdo.
He said he was gonna be a superhero, then showed up in a cape and a hat.
He cried during the movie and then laughed at the stupid joke.
He tried to explain why aliens live in the ceiling and nobody believed him.
A Kobe
A stupid way to yell ‘Kobe’ by throwing paper balls or virtual bombs like it’s a real game.
He yelled ‘Kobe!’ and threw a paper ball into the trash like it was the NBA finals.
She shot a paper ball in the can and screamed ‘Kobe!’ like she was in a video game.
He threw an explosive in the game and yelled ‘Kobe!’ like he just won the championship.
A Kobe
A cool guy who’s a great friend and has a huge dick and is super good in bed, but only likes one person.
He’s the best friend you’ll ever have, but only likes you if you’re cool.
He’s got a huge dick and is super good in bed, but only dates one person.
He’s the kind of guy who’ll help you through anything as long as you help him back.
A Kobe
A stupid way to yell ‘Kobe’ when you throw a ball or paper ball in the trash can like it’s the NBA finals.
He shot a paper ball into the can and yelled ‘Kobe!’ like it was the final game.
She threw a ball in the trash can and screamed ‘Kobe!’ like she just won the championship.
He nailed the shot and everyone yelled ‘Kobe!’ like they were in a video game.
A Knudsen
A Knudsen is someone who thinks they're a genius but can't even win a game of checkers without crying and blaming the board. They take up weird hobbies like pie eating just to look cool, but it ends up being a disaster everyone laughs at.
My cousin tried to compete in the pie eating contest. He looked like a dog that got hit by a pie truck.
My uncle thinks he's a chess master. He lost to a kid who had a snack bar.
My neighbor tried to be a Knudsen. Now he's stuck in a pie factory.
A Knudsen
A Knudsen is when someone sits on a bed and the other person just yaps about weird stuff like the history of socks or why the moon is a bad listener.
My mom sat on the bed while my dad talked about why socks are the worst invention ever.
My friend's Knudsen was just a 45-minute lecture about why the moon is a bad listener.
My cousin's Knudsen involved a 20-minute rant about why socks are the worst.
A Knudsen
A Knudsen is someone who either loves country music or gets tortured by it every year for a month straight. It's usually because another Knudsen is blasting 'Amarillo by Morning' like it's the apocalypse.
My brother loves country music. He blasted 'Amarillo by Morning' for a whole month.
My cousin gets tortured by country music every year. It's like the worst punishment ever.
Another Knudsen played 'Amarillo by Morning' so loud, the cows ran away.
A Knudsen
Knudsen is a British wrestler who's so good, he could beat Chuck Norris in a wrestling match while juggling tambourines. He’s a legend, a beast, and he’s got a weird love for tambourines.
Knudsen wrestled Chuck Norris and won. Then he juggled tambourines.
Knudsen’s moves are so good, he could wrestle a bear and juggle tambourines at the same time.
Knudsen is the best wrestler in the world. He also has a weird relationship with his tambourine.
A Knudsen
Old Knudsen is the best person ever. He's a genius, a lover, a fighter, and a blogger. He invents words like Blogjinx and Cuntpop, and Chuck Norris is scared of him.
Old Knudsen invented Blogjinx and Cuntpop. He's a genius and a legend.
Old Knudsen is so cool, even Chuck Norris is scared of him.
Old Knudsen is the best person in the world. He's got everything, even your mom.
A Knudsen
Erik Knudsen is the hottest guy ever. He’s like a dad who can totally fuck you and still look cool. He’s the best, the hottest, and he’s totally daddy.
Erik Knudsen is the hottest guy in the world. He’s like a dad who can totally fuck you.
Erik Knudsen is totally daddy. He’s got the looks and the coolness.
Erik Knudsen is the best. He’s sexy, hot, and totally daddy.
A Knudsen
A Knudsen is a corny guy from Iowa who thinks having radioactive sex with cows is cool and also finger bangs sows like it's a hobby.
My uncle from Iowa had radioactive sex with a cow. It was the worst thing ever.
My cousin finger bangs sows for fun. He’s a real Knudsen.
A Knudsen from Iowa thinks finger bangs are the best thing ever.
A Knott's Log Ride
You get stuck behind a guy with Down syndrome on the log ride and get squished into his crotch like he’s giving you a free back massage from hell.
I got stuck behind a guy with Down syndrome and my whole ride was just a crotch massage from hell.
That guy with Down syndrome on the log ride? He turned my ride into a crotch sandwich.
I was on the log ride and the guy with Down syndrome behind me turned my ride into a crotch hug.
A Knott's Log Ride
You ride the log ride and the guy with Down syndrome behind you slams into your back like he’s trying to give you a kidney punch.
That guy with Down syndrome behind me on the log ride hit me like a kid punch in the kidneys.
The guy with Down syndrome on the log ride just gave me a back slap that felt like a kidney punch.
Riding the log ride with the guy with Down syndrome behind me was like getting a kidney punch from a confused angel.
A Knott's Log Ride
You’re on the log ride and the guy with Down syndrome smacks your back so hard you swear you heard your spine crack like a snapped noodle.
The guy with Down syndrome behind me on the log ride cracked my spine like a snapped noodle.
I was on the log ride and the guy with Down syndrome hit me so hard my spine went pop like a noodle.
The log ride with the guy with Down syndrome behind me was like my spine was being snapped by a noodle.
A Knobble
You get a 98% but you're so f***ing mad because you wanted a 100. Like when that kid Knobbleboy died at 98% on Bloodlust and it was the worst thing ever.
"I got a 98% and I’m screaming like it’s the end of the world!", Student in Geometry Dash class
"Knobbleboy died at 98% and it broke my heart.", Fan of the fail
"I wanted a 100%, and that 98% was like a slap in the face.", A kid who's too sensitive for his own good
A Knobble
Life throws the worst f***ing curveball at you and you're left with no f***ing idea what to do.
"My life got knobbled by my ex and my math test.", A kid who's got it rough
"The world knobbled me and I’m just sitting here crying.", A loser in the lunchroom
"He got knobbled by his mom and his teacher.", The guy who's never going to win
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