A Kobe

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A person who runs away from something they’re good at, like a coward who can’t handle the pressure.
Man, I was gonna beat him in chess, but he said he was tired and left me hanging.
She got the lead role in the play, then backed out the day before it started.
He said he was gonna win the tournament, then quit when he saw the opponent.
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A stupid way to celebrate Kobe by throwing a paper ball into a trash can like it’s the NBA finals.
I shot a paper ball into the can and yelled ‘Kobe!’ like I just won the championship.
My friend did the ‘Kobe’ ritual to honor the man who got killed by a stupid car.
I did the ‘Kobe’ thing during math class and got yelled at by the teacher.
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What people scream when they throw a paper ball and it goes in the can like they just hit a triple-double.
I shot the paper ball in the can and my friend yelled ‘Kobe!’ like I just scored a million points.
He made the shot and everyone went wild with a ‘Kobe!’ scream.
She nailed the shot and her whole class yelled ‘Kobe!’ like it was the final game.
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The weirdest kid in school who makes you laugh even when he’s being a total weirdo.
He said he was gonna be a superhero, then showed up in a cape and a hat.
He cried during the movie and then laughed at the stupid joke.
He tried to explain why aliens live in the ceiling and nobody believed him.
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A stupid way to yell ‘Kobe’ by throwing paper balls or virtual bombs like it’s a real game.
He yelled ‘Kobe!’ and threw a paper ball into the trash like it was the NBA finals.
She shot a paper ball in the can and screamed ‘Kobe!’ like she was in a video game.
He threw an explosive in the game and yelled ‘Kobe!’ like he just won the championship.
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A cool guy who’s a great friend and has a huge dick and is super good in bed, but only likes one person.
He’s the best friend you’ll ever have, but only likes you if you’re cool.
He’s got a huge dick and is super good in bed, but only dates one person.
He’s the kind of guy who’ll help you through anything as long as you help him back.
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A stupid way to yell ‘Kobe’ when you throw a ball or paper ball in the trash can like it’s the NBA finals.
He shot a paper ball into the can and yelled ‘Kobe!’ like it was the final game.
She threw a ball in the trash can and screamed ‘Kobe!’ like she just won the championship.
He nailed the shot and everyone yelled ‘Kobe!’ like they were in a video game.
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