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A Greig
Being on a greig means you haven’t had sex for so long your balls are probably planning a retirement party.
My cousin hasn’t had sex since 2019. He’s on a greig so hard he’s gonna start a cult.
I’ve been on a greig for six months. I’ve considered talking to my cat.
My brother’s on a greig. He’s been dating his Netflix account.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Greig
If you haven’t had sex in three months or longer, you’re not just lazy, you’re a failure.
My mom’s been on a greig since 2020. She’s been dating her vacuum cleaner.
My dad hasn’t had sex in a year. He’s probably been living in a sock.
My sister hasn’t had sex in three months. She’s starting to believe her dog is her only friend.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Greig
A greig is the kind of guy that makes girls go weak in the knees, or at least makes them question their life choices.
That greig walked into the room and my heart stopped. My brain started working again two minutes later.
My friend’s crush is a greig. He’s got a six-pack, a smile that could melt ice, and a voice that sounds like a lullaby.
That greig is the reason I haven’t slept since Tuesday.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Greig
Getting so drunk so early you start singing show tunes to strangers and forget your own name by morning.
I got so drunk last night I sang ‘My Heart Will Go On’ to a pizza delivery guy. I don’t remember my own name.
My friend got so drunk he started karaoke at 9 PM and forgot his job.
I drank so much I sang ‘Don’t Stop Believin’’ to my cat. My cat now thinks I’m a rock star.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Greig
A greig is the color of regret, like when you look at your pants and realize your life is beige.
My outfit is a greig. I look like I’ve been living in a sock for three years.
That wall is a greig. It looks like my brain after a bad day.
My bedroom is a greig. I don’t even know what color I am anymore.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Greig
A greig is the kind of guy who wears beige socks with brown shoes and thinks that’s fashion.
My neighbor is a greig. He wears wooly socks with his Timberlands and thinks it’s ‘style’.
My friend’s a greig. He’s been to Japan, taught English, and still wears Tevas to class.
That guy in the coffee shop is a greig. He wears a wooly sock and a frown.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Greig
A greig is a half man half dog who drives a moped and barks when you whistle at him, and he doesn’t care.
That greig drove around the block three times and barked at me like I owed him money.
My friend’s a greig. He drives a moped and barks at people like they’re his enemies.
That greig barked at me so loud I got a headache. He’s a menace.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Gregory
A Gregory is when you do or say something stupid without thinking, like a brain-dead donkey in the middle of a cornfield. It's a thing from the North East of England, especially in Washington, where people just let Gregorys run wild.
Gregory: 'I’m gonna win the lottery by throwing darts at a fridge.'
Gregory: 'I’m not lost, I’m just exploring.'
Gregory: 'I’m gonna beat this game by yelling at it.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Gregory
Gregory is a name, but it’s also a lifestyle. It’s like being the quiet kid who still beats you up after school.
Gregory: 'I’m just here for the pizza.'
Gregory: 'I’ll be the one who beats you up after school.'
Gregory: 'I don’t talk much, but I don’t need to.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Gregory
A Gregory is a human who’s so nice you can’t even hate them. They’re like the best friend who still beats you up when you mess with them. They’re hot, smart, and they have that cool hair that just works.
Gregory: 'You messed with me? You’re dead.'
Gregory: 'I don’t need to be loud to be cool.'
Gregory: 'You’re gonna remember this when I beat you up.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Gregory
Gregory is the guy who’s always smiling, never gives up, and is friends with everyone. He’s the one who will beat you up if you mess with him.
Gregory: 'You think you can beat me? I’ve beaten everyone.'
Gregory: 'I always smile, even when I’m beating you up.'
Gregory: 'You messed with me? I’m gonna beat you up.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Gregory
A Gregory is the best person ever. They’re religious, love dancing, and are super sweet. They’ll beat you up if you mess with them, but they’re still the best.
Gregory: 'I love dancing, and I love beating you up.'
Gregory: 'I’m religious, but I still beat you up.'
Gregory: 'You messed with me, so I’m gonna beat you up.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Gregory
A Gregory is a person who beats you up just for being annoying. They solve problems better than anyone and will beat you up if you show off.
Gregory: 'You showed off? I’m gonna beat you up.'
Gregory: 'I solve problems, and I beat you up.'
Gregory: 'You’re annoying, so I’m gonna beat you up.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Gregory
Gregory, you’re the one who needs to vent. You’re the guy who’s gonna get caught being sus in Among Us because you’re too dumb to vent.
Gregory: 'I don’t know what venting is.'
Gregory: 'I’m not sus, I’m just stupid.'
Gregory: 'I’ll vent when I’m ready.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Green One
A Canadian twenty-dollar bill that looks like a green piece of sh*t you'd step on in the morning
My uncle tried to buy coffee with it, and the barista laughed in his face
I saw a guy fold it into a airplane and throw it at his boss
My mom says it's the only money that's not fake, which is wild because it looks like it was printed on a toilet seat
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Green One
A fake person who lies about others, acts like a holy messiah, and makes you hate the person they're trying to destroy just so they can feel powerful
My teacher said my crush was one, and now I hate my crush and my teacher
My cousin’s ex was one, and now my cousin’s ex is on TikTok with 10,000 followers
My friend's mom is one, and she lies about my friend to her whole church
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Green One
A name for weed that makes you sleepy and makes your mom smoke it in the car like it’s a life choice
My dad called it a green one and it smelled like old socks and regret
My cousin got high on it and fell out of a tree
My teacher said it’s the reason why half the class is stoned on Friday
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Green One
When a rich kid wants a fancy car in a specific color but gets the wrong one and acts like the world ended
My friend got a red car instead of blue, and now he cries every time he drives it
My neighbor’s kid got a pink car, and he said it was the worst thing ever
My cousin’s dad got a green car, and now he says he’ll never get a car again
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Green One
A girl who has coochie lice and eats them all day like it’s a snack time at school
Valeria eats her coochie lice in math class and doesn’t care who sees her
Her friends laugh at her, but she just keeps eating
Her teacher said she’s the only person who can eat coochie lice and not get kicked out
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Green One
A stupid name for the Hulk who screams like a baby when he’s angry
My brother said the Hulk was a green one and screamed like a baby
My friend’s dog thinks the Hulk is a green one and barks at the TV
My teacher says the Hulk is a green one and it’s the worst movie ever
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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