A Greig - Being on a greig means you haven’t had sex for so long your

Being on a greig means you haven’t had sex for so long your balls are probably planning a retirement party.

My cousin hasn’t had sex since 2019. He’s on a greig so hard he’s gonna start a cult.

I’ve been on a greig for six months. I’ve considered talking to my cat.

My brother’s on a greig. He’s been dating his Netflix account.