A Gregory

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A Gregory is when you do or say something stupid without thinking, like a brain-dead donkey in the middle of a cornfield. It's a thing from the North East of England, especially in Washington, where people just let Gregorys run wild.

Gregory: 'I’m gonna win the lottery by throwing darts at a fridge.'

Gregory: 'I’m not lost, I’m just exploring.'

Gregory: 'I’m gonna beat this game by yelling at it.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Gregory is a name, but it’s also a lifestyle. It’s like being the quiet kid who still beats you up after school.

Gregory: 'I’m just here for the pizza.'

Gregory: 'I’ll be the one who beats you up after school.'

Gregory: 'I don’t talk much, but I don’t need to.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Gregory is a human who’s so nice you can’t even hate them. They’re like the best friend who still beats you up when you mess with them. They’re hot, smart, and they have that cool hair that just works.

Gregory: 'You messed with me? You’re dead.'

Gregory: 'I don’t need to be loud to be cool.'

Gregory: 'You’re gonna remember this when I beat you up.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Gregory is the guy who’s always smiling, never gives up, and is friends with everyone. He’s the one who will beat you up if you mess with him.

Gregory: 'You think you can beat me? I’ve beaten everyone.'

Gregory: 'I always smile, even when I’m beating you up.'

Gregory: 'You messed with me? I’m gonna beat you up.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Gregory is the best person ever. They’re religious, love dancing, and are super sweet. They’ll beat you up if you mess with them, but they’re still the best.

Gregory: 'I love dancing, and I love beating you up.'

Gregory: 'I’m religious, but I still beat you up.'

Gregory: 'You messed with me, so I’m gonna beat you up.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Gregory is a person who beats you up just for being annoying. They solve problems better than anyone and will beat you up if you show off.

Gregory: 'You showed off? I’m gonna beat you up.'

Gregory: 'I solve problems, and I beat you up.'

Gregory: 'You’re annoying, so I’m gonna beat you up.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Gregory, you’re the one who needs to vent. You’re the guy who’s gonna get caught being sus in Among Us because you’re too dumb to vent.

Gregory: 'I don’t know what venting is.'

Gregory: 'I’m not sus, I’m just stupid.'

Gregory: 'I’ll vent when I’m ready.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago