A Gregory
A Gregory is when you do or say something stupid without thinking, like a brain-dead donkey in the middle of a cornfield. It's a thing from the North East of England, especially in Washington, where people just let Gregorys run wild.
Gregory: 'I’m gonna win the lottery by throwing darts at a fridge.'
Gregory: 'I’m not lost, I’m just exploring.'
Gregory: 'I’m gonna beat this game by yelling at it.'