A Greig
Getting so drunk so early you start singing show tunes to strangers and forget your own name by morning.
I got so drunk last night I sang ‘My Heart Will Go On’ to a pizza delivery guy. I don’t remember my own name.
My friend got so drunk he started karaoke at 9 PM and forgot his job.
I drank so much I sang ‘Don’t Stop Believin’’ to my cat. My cat now thinks I’m a rock star.
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