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A&A productions
Means 'narcotics' or any illegal drug like cocaine, crack, or weed, the stuff that makes you forget your problems and remember them again.
Cocaine is a narcotic and it makes you rich and broke at the same time.
Crack is a narcotic and it makes you happy and sad at the same time.
Weed is a narcotic and it makes you sleepy and energetic at the same time.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A$pIRE
A tiny, clean patch of pubic hair, barely there. Like a guy who shaves once a year and calls it a habit.
My cousin’s ‘A$pire’ is so thin, it looks like she used a pencil to draw it.
She walked into the room and said, ‘I’m not bald, I’m just A$pired.’
He tried to impress me with his A$pire, but it looked like he used a mouse to trim it.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A$pIRE
The Pires family is the best family ever. They are so good, they could beat God in a talent show.
My aunt says the Pires family is so perfect, even Jesus would beg for their DNA.
My cousin told me, ‘The Pires family is so good, they could be the main characters in a Disney movie.’
My uncle said, ‘If the Pires family had a baby, it would be the most perfect baby in history.’
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A$pIRE
When you bond with animals more than people. Like you would rather talk to a dog than your mom.
I saw my dog eating my lunch and thought, ‘This is better than my life.’
He left his friends to go hang out with a chicken.
She spends more time with her goldfish than she does with her boyfriend.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A$pIRE
A person who is obsessed with looking good and their image. They probably think a wrinkle is a crime.
She spent 2 hours putting on mascara and called it a ‘quick look.’
He got a new haircut and said, ‘I look like a movie star.’
She wore a full face of makeup and said, ‘I’m going to the store.’
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A$pIRE
Being sneaky and sly all the time. Like a raccoon who stole your sandwich and then laughed at you.
He snuck into the kitchen and took my cookies without me seeing him.
She texted me while I was talking to her mom and said, ‘I’m just checking my phone.’
He moved my chair and said, ‘I was just giving it a little space.’
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A$pIRE
Pire is a fancy name for a vampire. The kind that wears a cape and is actually just a rich kid with a bad diet.
My friend says he’s a Pire and that he drinks blood for breakfast.
She told me she’s a Pire and that she eats people for fun.
He said he’s a Pire and that he turned his dog into a Pire too.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A$pIRE
A total clown who lives in mess and loves to fuck goats. Like a kid who thinks a goat is a toy.
He left his room in a mess and said, ‘I’m just being artistic.’
He went to the goat farm and said, ‘I’m here to party.’
He said he’s a clown and that goats are his best friends.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A$hka$h
you're so good at sucking it's like you were born with a vacuum in your mouth
I saw him suck a noodle clean off the plate
She sucked the last bit of ice cream out of the cone like it was her last meal
He sucked the juice out of a orange so fast the fruit made a sad noise
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A$hka$h
you're so good at sucking you could suck the air out of a room and leave everyone dizzy
He sucked the air out of the classroom so fast the teacher fell over
She sucked the wind out of my lungs during our race
He sucked the breath out of the whole bar during his speech
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A$hka$h
you're like a straw that never stops working and never gets tired
He sucked the soda out of the can so fast it made a loud hiss
She sucked the juice out of the fruit like it was her favorite toy
He sucked the last drop of coffee out of the mug like it was the last drop on Earth
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A$hka$h
you're so good at sucking you could suck the soul out of a ghost and leave it confused
He sucked the soul out of the haunted house so fast the ghost screamed
She sucked the life out of the party like it was her job
He sucked the spirit out of the whole team during the game
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A$hka$h
you're so good at sucking you could suck the last drop of water out of a desert
He sucked the water out of the lake so fast it made a splash
She sucked the last drop of soda out of the bottle like it was the last drop on Earth
He sucked the moisture out of the air so fast it felt like a drought
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A$hka$h
you're like a vacuum cleaner with a mouth and a soul and it's all about sucking
He sucked the dust out of the room so fast it looked like a tornado
She sucked the crumbs out of the table like it was her favorite snack
He sucked the sound out of the music so fast it felt like silence
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A$CO
A stupid nickname for Conan O'Brien that Tom Hanks gave him on the Tonight Show. It sounds like a kid’s toy.
'A$CO? That’s the worst name ever!', Tom Hanks, after giving it to Conan
Conan tried to make it cool, but it just sounds like a raccoon wearing a hat.
Tom Hanks said it on live TV. Conan’s face turned red.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A$CO
Back in the 50s and 60s, this word was for a girl in college when most schools were for boys. Now it’s just a porn keyword. It’s like the 1970s called to say hello.
'Coed' shows up in a porn search. It’s like the 1970s called to say hello.
Search ‘coed’ and you get 100 pictures of a girl in a bikini. No thanks.
A guy searches ‘coed’ and gets 12 pictures of the same girl in 12 different bikinis.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A$CO
Coed is short for coeducational. That means men and women can be on the same team. Or it can mean a girl in college who doesn’t know what a coed is.
'Coed? I thought that was a type of bread.', A girl in college.
She signed up for a coed team, but she didn’t know what that meant.
A guy asked her if she was a coed, and she said, 'No, I’m a bagel.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A$CO
A stupid insult for the Church of Scientology. It’s like a cult that charges you money for being a cult member.
'A$CO? That’s like paying for a membership to a cult that’s run by a guy who wrote a book on space.', A guy at a party.
Scientology is like a pyramid scheme, and A$CO is the bottom of the pyramid.
A$CO is like a scam, and the scam is run by a guy who believes in aliens.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A$CO
A corrections officer is like a prison guard. They yell at you, throw you in a cell, and sometimes take your food.
'I got thrown in the cell for stealing a sandwich. That was the work of a corrections officer.', A prisoner.
A corrections officer took the last donut. I got no donut.
The corrections officer screamed at me and made me do push-ups.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A$CO
A$CO is a shorter way to say ‘because.’ It’s like the lazy kid in class who just says ‘A$CO’ instead of spelling it out.
'I missed class because A$CO I had a hangover.', A kid in class.
‘Why are you late?’ ‘A$CO I got distracted by a donut.’
‘I didn’t do my homework A$CO I was busy eating tacos.’
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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