A$CO

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A stupid nickname for Conan O'Brien that Tom Hanks gave him on the Tonight Show. It sounds like a kid’s toy.
'A$CO? That’s the worst name ever!', Tom Hanks, after giving it to Conan
Conan tried to make it cool, but it just sounds like a raccoon wearing a hat.
Tom Hanks said it on live TV. Conan’s face turned red.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Back in the 50s and 60s, this word was for a girl in college when most schools were for boys. Now it’s just a porn keyword. It’s like the 1970s called to say hello.
'Coed' shows up in a porn search. It’s like the 1970s called to say hello.
Search ‘coed’ and you get 100 pictures of a girl in a bikini. No thanks.
A guy searches ‘coed’ and gets 12 pictures of the same girl in 12 different bikinis.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Coed is short for coeducational. That means men and women can be on the same team. Or it can mean a girl in college who doesn’t know what a coed is.
'Coed? I thought that was a type of bread.', A girl in college.
She signed up for a coed team, but she didn’t know what that meant.
A guy asked her if she was a coed, and she said, 'No, I’m a bagel.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A stupid insult for the Church of Scientology. It’s like a cult that charges you money for being a cult member.
'A$CO? That’s like paying for a membership to a cult that’s run by a guy who wrote a book on space.', A guy at a party.
Scientology is like a pyramid scheme, and A$CO is the bottom of the pyramid.
A$CO is like a scam, and the scam is run by a guy who believes in aliens.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A corrections officer is like a prison guard. They yell at you, throw you in a cell, and sometimes take your food.
'I got thrown in the cell for stealing a sandwich. That was the work of a corrections officer.', A prisoner.
A corrections officer took the last donut. I got no donut.
The corrections officer screamed at me and made me do push-ups.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A$CO is a shorter way to say ‘because.’ It’s like the lazy kid in class who just says ‘A$CO’ instead of spelling it out.
'I missed class because A$CO I had a hangover.', A kid in class.
‘Why are you late?’ ‘A$CO I got distracted by a donut.’
‘I didn’t do my homework A$CO I was busy eating tacos.’
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A term for a corrections officer. They are the people who yell at you when you’re in prison. They take your snacks, your sleep, and your sanity.
'The corrections officer took my snack. I got no snack.', A prisoner.
A corrections officer screamed at me for 10 minutes because I spilled my coffee.
The corrections officer took my sleep and my snacks. I got nothing.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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