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A-booked
A-booked is when a FOB from Hawaii forgets their life and gets lost in a book like it’s a vacation.
My cousin got A-booked and forgot her flight home.
She was A-booked and read in a pool for three days straight.
My FOB aunt got A-booked and started talking to the characters.
A-booked
Book-book is when you’re holding a real book like it’s a sacred relic and not just paper.
I took my book-book to the beach and got sand in it.
My friend tried to read my book-book and it fell apart.
Book-book is for people who don’t like e-books and think screens are evil.
A-booked
To book-book is when you read like you’re on fire and the book is the water.
I book-booked through my homework and got an A+
She book-booked through the entire library in one day.
He book-booked so fast he broke the book in half.
A-booked
A-booked is what you’re not doing because you’re here reading this and wasting time like a moron.
I’m not A-booked, I’m here reading this and being lazy.
You’re not A-booked, you’re looking at Urban Dictionary like it’s a job.
He wasn’t A-booked, he was crying at a meme.
A-booked
A-booked is when a book hits you so hard it feels like your soul is being punched by a librarian.
That book punched my soul like a librarian with a coffee mug.
I got A-booked and my heart cried at the ending.
She got A-booked and her dog started reading with her.
A-bomb
A-bomb is a mix of weed and heroin packed into a smoky cigarette that makes you feel like a god for a little while before you crash and burn.
My cousin lit up an A-bomb and started talking to the ceiling like it was his ex.
That A-bomb hit me so hard I forgot my own name.
She blew a cloud of A-bomb smoke and said, 'I’m a god, you’re just a mortal.'
A-bomb
An A-bomb is like a big-ass bomb that destroyed two cities in Japan and made everyone cry and scream and then die.
The teacher said, 'This test was like an A-bomb.'
He dropped the bomb on the test and made the whole class go quiet.
That A-bomb was so loud it woke up the dead.
A-bomb
When an Asian gets a grade so low it makes the teacher blush and the class laugh, that’s an A-bomb.
He got an 88 and it was like a total A-bomb.
The Asian kid got a 72 and the class howled.
That A-bomb was so bad even the calculator cried.
A-bomb
An A-bomb is a weapon from way back that blew up two cities and made people remember it forever.
That A-bomb was like the worst test ever.
The A-bomb was so big it could have killed the moon.
He said the A-bomb was the reason he failed history.
A-bomb
An A-bomb is when you take a huge dump and your whole life feels like it just went down the toilet.
She dropped an A-bomb in the bathroom and the toilet ran away.
He ate too much pizza and let out an A-bomb in the middle of class.
That A-bomb was so bad it got a standing ovation.
A-bomb
An A-bomb is when something is so cool it makes you feel like you could fly and beat up the moon.
That car was an A-bomb.
She got an A-bomb on her test and everyone envied her.
His hair was so stylish it was like an A-bomb.
A-bomb
When you mess up something big and you laugh about it with your friend because you both totally bombed it.
They both bombed the test and laughed about it in the hallway.
He bombed the exam and said, 'Let’s laugh about it later.'
They bombed the project and made the teacher cry.
A-bbm-ophobia
when you get the worst panic because your messages won't send on blackberry messenger and you start screaming into your phone like it's your ex.
"Why won't this message send?! I'm gonna die!", Text to best friend at 2 a. m.
"I sent a broadcast and no one replied. I'm gonna burn down the school.", Tweet from a desperate kid.
"I tried sending a message and it just vanished. I think my phone is haunted.", DM to a friend who thinks they're a ghostwriter.
A-bbm-ophobia
the horror you feel when you check your messages and they're all stuck in limbo, like they're too embarrassed to send.
"My message is stuck. It's like it's hiding from me.", Text to a classmate.
"I sent a message and it just stayed there. I'm gonna have to live with that.", DM to your crush.
"I tried sending a message and it just died. I think my phone is evil.", Tweet from a kid who's lost their mind.
A-bbm-ophobia
when you get so mad at blackberry messenger that you throw your phone at the wall and start crying like it's your first love.
"I threw my phone at the wall because my message wouldn't send. It's my first love.", Text to a friend.
"My phone broke and I cried. I'm never sending another message again.", Tweet from a kid who's heartbroken.
"I yelled at my phone until it shut down. Now I'm sad.", DM to your mom.
A-a-ron Speak
When a black guy in a group of white folks sees another black person and immediately turns into a loud, fake hood rat who talks like he just walked out of a prison and forgot how to use a toilet.
Yo, A-A-ron, why you actin' like you just escaped from Alcatraz when you see me? You ain't even in the hood no more!
I was chillin' with my white friends, then I saw you and I had to yell at you like you was my cousin from the projects.
I was tryin' to sound cool, but I just ended up lookin' like a fool in front of my white friends.
A-a-ron Speak
A black guy who thinks he's in a rap video just because he saw one other black person. He starts talking like he's the king of the block and the whole world should bow to him.
I saw my cousin and I immediately started talking like I was in a rap battle and I was about to win the whole thing.
I was at the mall with my white friends, and when I saw a black guy, I started yelling at him like he was my enemy.
I walked into a store, saw a black guy, and started talking like I was in a movie. I didn't even know what I was saying.
A-a-ron Speak
When a black guy in a group of white people sees another black person and immediately starts talking like he's the only black person in the world and everyone else is stupid.
I was hangin' with my white friends, saw a black guy, and I had to yell at him like he was my arch nemesis.
I was just chillin', and when I saw my friend, I started talking like I was in a prison and he was my rival.
I was at the park, saw a black guy, and I had to start talking like I was in a movie. It was ridiculous.
A-a-ron Speak
A black guy who thinks he’s a movie star just because he saw another black person. He starts talking like he’s in a movie and everyone else is just background noise.
I saw my friend, and I had to start talking like I was in a movie. I didn’t even know what I was saying.
I was at the store with my white friends, and when I saw a black guy, I had to start talking like I was in a rap video.
I was just chillin', saw a black guy, and I had to start talking like I was the king of the block.
A-a-ron Speak
When a black guy in a group of white people sees another black person and starts talking like he just walked out of a jail and everyone else is a fool.
I was with my white friends, saw a black guy, and I had to start talking like I was in a jail and I just escaped.
I saw my cousin, and I had to start talking like I was in a jail and I was the only one who knew how to use a toilet.
I was at the park, saw a black guy, and I had to start talking like I was the king of the block and everyone else was a fool.
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