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Talia and Fred are like a broken calculator that keeps adding up to the same stupid answer.
Talia: I’m the bestest bestie. You’re just a lazy bestie.
Fred: I’m the bestest bestie. You’re just a weak bestie.
They both texted at the same time: 'I’M THE BESTEST BESTIE!' and then got mad because they both said it.
B and t crowd
The B and T crowd are the annoying New Jersey trash that flood Manhattan every weekend just to eat a $50 dinner and brag about it like it’s a victory.
"I had to wait 20 minutes for my lobster roll because of those B and T losers."
My cousin got stuck in traffic because of the B and T horde.
They’re so loud at the restaurant, I could’ve heard my own thoughts.
B and t crowd
B and T crowd is the worst kind of people who think driving 30 minutes to eat a meal is some kind of epic quest.
I got side-eyed by a B and T crowd member for not knowing what a lobster roll was.
They’re always the ones who take up two seats and still complain about the wait.
My friend’s date ran away because of the B and T crowd’s bad breath.
B and t crowd
The B and T crowd are the people who think Manhattan is a magical place and that they’re important just because they show up on a weekend.
They act like they’re special just because they came from New Jersey.
I had to hear about their job for 45 minutes at the restaurant.
They took the last table and still managed to spill ketchup on my shirt.
B and t crowd
B and T crowd is the reason why Manhattan is sometimes like a war zone on the weekends, full of bad drivers and worse people.
They’re always the ones who honk at you for not moving fast enough.
They brought their whole family and their dog and their loud opinions.
I got stuck behind a B and T crowd van that wouldn’t stop for anyone.
B and t crowd
The B and T crowd are the people who think they’re the kings of Manhattan just because they drive there once a week.
They’re like kings, but with worse fashion sense and louder voices.
They took over my table and didn’t even order anything.
They’re the reason I’m still eating my lobster roll at 11 PM.
B and t crowd
B and T crowd is the group of people who think eating a $50 meal is the best thing that ever happened to them, even if it took 30 minutes to get there.
They’re so proud of their $50 lobster roll like it’s a trophy.
They didn’t even finish their meal and still bragged about it.
They spilled wine on my shirt and didn’t even apologize.
B and P position
When a girl is bent over so you can see her butt and her snatch. It’s the ultimate spot to stare and drool like a dog.
My cousin said she got into the B and P position just to show her uncle her new jeans.
He asked her to bend over, and she said, 'You’re not even cute.'
At the gym, the guy behind me was doing push-ups while I was in the B and P position.
B and P position
The best way to look at a woman’s butt and pussy. It’s like getting a free show and you’re the only one watching.
She said she would do the B and P position if he paid for dinner.
He made her bend over in class, and the teacher was too busy eating a donut to care.
During a car ride, he asked her to do the B and P position just because he had nothing better to do.
B and P position
When a girl is bent over, showing you her butt and her snatch. It’s the best position for someone who can’t keep their eyes off a woman’s backside.
He told her he’d take her to the movies if she did the B and P position in the hallway.
At the doctor’s office, the nurse asked her to bend over, and it turned into a B and P position moment.
He asked her to bend over during a Zoom call, and she said, 'You’re not even on mute.'
B and P position
A position where a girl bends over so you can see her butt and her snatch. It’s the best way to look at a woman and not get caught.
He made her do the B and P position in the kitchen so no one would see them.
During a family dinner, he asked her to bend over, and everyone was too busy eating to notice.
She said she’d do the B and P position if he stopped calling her 'babe'.
B and P position
When a girl is bent over so you can see her butt and her snatch. It’s the easiest way to look at a woman and feel like a king.
He made her bend over in the park, and a dog started barking at her.
During a video call, he asked her to do the B and P position, and her mom walked in.
He promised her pizza if she did the B and P position in the living room.
B and P position
A position where a girl is bent over, giving you the full view of her butt and her snatch. It’s the best way to look at a woman and not feel guilty.
He made her do the B and P position in the hallway so no one would see them.
At the airport, he asked her to bend over, and the security guard walked by.
She said she’d do the B and P position if he stopped texting her at 2 a. m.
B and N
A fancy name for the book store that sells all the books you never read but still buy because you think you’re fancy.
I spent $50 at B and N and only bought one book. It was about how to be rich without working.
My mom goes to B and N every week and comes out with 10 books and a coffee. She reads none of them.
I tried to read a book from B and N and fell asleep. It was worth it.
B and N
Bad News / Worse News. It’s like when your teacher says you failed and then adds, ‘and you’re gonna have to stay after school.’ You’re already crying, and now you’re just a broken mess.
B N W N: My mom said I failed math. Then she said I failed English. I failed everything.
B N W N: My dog ate my homework. Then he ate my lunch. Now he’s eating my socks.
B N W N: My crush asked me out. Then I found out he had a girlfriend. Then he had a girlfriend and a dog.
B and N
A cheer from the 80s that sounds like a group of kids trying to be cool and failing. It’s like when your mom tried to do TikTok and it was a disaster.
The cheer squad did the B and N chant. It was like a bunch of middle schoolers trying to be popular.
My brother tried to do the B and N chant at the football game. He was terrible. I laughed so hard I cried.
I heard the B and N chant at a school dance and it was the worst thing ever. I walked out.
B and N
Some random guy named Quovo said this when someone posted a picture of his old house. It’s like when your friend says, ‘Your house is ugly,’ and you just say, ‘Thanks, Quovo.’
Quovo said, ‘B and N’ when someone posted a picture of his old house. It looked like a haunted house.
Quovo posted a picture of his old house and said, ‘B and N.’ I just wanted to punch him.
Quovo saw my old house and said, ‘B and N.’ I had no idea what that meant, but I was mad.
B and N
How you spell ‘bananas’ when you’re too lazy to spell it right. It’s like when you spell ‘bathroom’ as ‘batroom’ and no one knows what you’re talking about.
My friend spelled ‘bananas’ as ‘B and N’ and I was like, ‘You’re dumb.’
I tried to spell ‘bananas’ as ‘B and N’ and my teacher said, ‘You’re not even trying.’
When I spelled ‘bananas’ as ‘B and N,’ my dog laughed at me. That’s when I knew I was doomed.
B and N
Ridiculous, blasphemous, unsightly, and so bad it hurts. It’s like when your mom eats soup with a fork and you’re just like, ‘What is wrong with you?’
Bananas is so ridiculous. It’s like when your mom eats soup with a fork.
Bananas is blasphemous. It’s like when your teacher says you failed math for no reason.
Bananas is unsightly. It’s like when your dog eats your homework and your mom doesn’t care.
B and N
Gwen Stefani spelled bananas in her song because she’s annoying and thinks she’s cool. It’s like when your friend sings in the shower and you have to listen to it forever.
Gwen Stefani spelled bananas and I was like, ‘Why?’
Gwen Stefani made a song about bananas and I just wanted to die.
Gwen Stefani thinks she’s cool because she spelled bananas. She’s not.
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