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Talia and Fred are like a broken calculator that keeps adding up to the same stupid answer.
Talia: I’m the bestest bestie. You’re just a lazy bestie.
Fred: I’m the bestest bestie. You’re just a weak bestie.
They both texted at the same time: 'I’M THE BESTEST BESTIE!' and then got mad because they both said it.