A-bbm-ophobia

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when you get the worst panic because your messages won't send on blackberry messenger and you start screaming into your phone like it's your ex.

"Why won't this message send?! I'm gonna die!", Text to best friend at 2 a. m.

"I sent a broadcast and no one replied. I'm gonna burn down the school.", Tweet from a desperate kid.

"I tried sending a message and it just vanished. I think my phone is haunted.", DM to a friend who thinks they're a ghostwriter.

the horror you feel when you check your messages and they're all stuck in limbo, like they're too embarrassed to send.

"My message is stuck. It's like it's hiding from me.", Text to a classmate.

"I sent a message and it just stayed there. I'm gonna have to live with that.", DM to your crush.

"I tried sending a message and it just died. I think my phone is evil.", Tweet from a kid who's lost their mind.

when you get so mad at blackberry messenger that you throw your phone at the wall and start crying like it's your first love.

"I threw my phone at the wall because my message wouldn't send. It's my first love.", Text to a friend.

"My phone broke and I cried. I'm never sending another message again.", Tweet from a kid who's heartbroken.

"I yelled at my phone until it shut down. Now I'm sad.", DM to your mom.