Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you're so busy doing work that you make up stupid words to describe how much you're getting done, like a robot with a bad attitude.

Man I did so much work today I created a new language just to describe it.

She was so productive she named her to-do list 'The Work Opera'.

He said he was doing 'super-productivity' because he was doing work in 4D.

2

Something you are definitely not, like a unicorn wearing a clown suit.

You're not a genius, you're just a regular person who failed a test.

He's not a superhero, he's just a guy who got lucky once.

She's not a witch, she just likes to make up stories.

3

Anything that gets sold, especially drugs, like when a dealer is selling his garbage and you're just trying to get high.

That stuff he sells is called 'product,' but it's basically dirt with a chance of being cool.

She sells 'product' and it's just weed that smells like burnt hair.

He calls his crack 'product' like it's a luxury brand.

4

Doing something good or helpful, even if you're being a total idiot about it.

He helped me move my couch, but he also yelled at me the whole time.

She gave me a sandwich and then told me I was ugly.

He fixed my phone, but he broke my confidence.

5

Drugs like cocaine or weed, the stuff that makes you happy or the stuff that makes you cry.

Cocaine is the drug for when you're rich and sad.

Weed is the drug for when you're lazy and happy.

Crack is the drug for when you're broke and mad.

6

Slang for drugs, the stuff that makes you say stupid things and do stupid things.

That stuff he sells is called 'product' but it's just drugs with a fancy name.

She said it was 'product' but it was just weed and a dream.

He called it 'product' but it was just crack and a headache.

7

Means 'narcotics' or any illegal drug like cocaine, crack, or weed, the stuff that makes you forget your problems and remember them again.

Cocaine is a narcotic and it makes you rich and broke at the same time.

Crack is a narcotic and it makes you happy and sad at the same time.

Weed is a narcotic and it makes you sleepy and energetic at the same time.