A$pIRE

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A tiny, clean patch of pubic hair, barely there. Like a guy who shaves once a year and calls it a habit.
My cousin’s ‘A$pire’ is so thin, it looks like she used a pencil to draw it.
She walked into the room and said, ‘I’m not bald, I’m just A$pired.’
He tried to impress me with his A$pire, but it looked like he used a mouse to trim it.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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The Pires family is the best family ever. They are so good, they could beat God in a talent show.
My aunt says the Pires family is so perfect, even Jesus would beg for their DNA.
My cousin told me, ‘The Pires family is so good, they could be the main characters in a Disney movie.’
My uncle said, ‘If the Pires family had a baby, it would be the most perfect baby in history.’
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When you bond with animals more than people. Like you would rather talk to a dog than your mom.
I saw my dog eating my lunch and thought, ‘This is better than my life.’
He left his friends to go hang out with a chicken.
She spends more time with her goldfish than she does with her boyfriend.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A person who is obsessed with looking good and their image. They probably think a wrinkle is a crime.
She spent 2 hours putting on mascara and called it a ‘quick look.’
He got a new haircut and said, ‘I look like a movie star.’
She wore a full face of makeup and said, ‘I’m going to the store.’
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Being sneaky and sly all the time. Like a raccoon who stole your sandwich and then laughed at you.
He snuck into the kitchen and took my cookies without me seeing him.
She texted me while I was talking to her mom and said, ‘I’m just checking my phone.’
He moved my chair and said, ‘I was just giving it a little space.’
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Pire is a fancy name for a vampire. The kind that wears a cape and is actually just a rich kid with a bad diet.
My friend says he’s a Pire and that he drinks blood for breakfast.
She told me she’s a Pire and that she eats people for fun.
He said he’s a Pire and that he turned his dog into a Pire too.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A total clown who lives in mess and loves to fuck goats. Like a kid who thinks a goat is a toy.
He left his room in a mess and said, ‘I’m just being artistic.’
He went to the goat farm and said, ‘I’m here to party.’
He said he’s a clown and that goats are his best friends.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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