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A made-up word that means any old time. People use it when they're too lazy to say something like 'a while ago' or 'forever.'

I saw that movie in a coons age

My grandma’s still alive from a coons age

He said he’d come back in a coons age, and he never did

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A long time that people use when they want to sound like they live in the woods and don’t know how to tell time.

I haven’t seen my cousin in a coons age

He left the house in a coons age

I’ve been waiting for this for a coons age

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A really long time. Like, so long you might as well be dead.

I haven’t eaten in a coons age

He’s been missing for a coons age

She hasn’t replied in a coons age

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Backwoods slang that means about eight and a half years. Raccoons don’t live that long, so it’s probably a lie.

I haven’t seen that guy in a coons age

She’s been gone for a coons age

He’s been dead for a coons age

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A time so long ago it might as well be the stone age. Probably the worst kind of time ever.

I haven’t talked to my mom in a coons age

He hasn’t worked in a coons age

I haven’t seen that dog in a coons age

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A raccoon can live up to 16 years if it’s lucky and not eaten by a grizzly. That’s a coons age. And you’re probably not lucky.

I’ve been waiting for that in a coons age

I haven’t updated my profile in a coons age

He’s been drunk for a coons age

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Any time that happened before now. It doesn’t matter how long it was. It’s a coons age, and that’s all that matters.

I haven’t updated this site in a coons age

He’s been sleeping in a coons age

I’ve been waiting for this in a coons age

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Cook Response

A reply so pointless it makes your brain hurt and your life worse.

Bro just told me he's gonna eat a whole pizza by himself. I said 'cool' and he said 'cool.'

I asked if we're going to the party and he said 'I guess.'

Told my mom I failed math and she said 'Okay.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Cook Response

A message so useless it’s like throwing a sandwich at a dog and expecting it to solve world hunger.

I asked where the keys were and he said 'I don’t know.'

I told her I was going to the store and she said 'Alright.'

I asked for advice and he said 'Maybe.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Cook Response

A reply that’s so empty it could be used to trap ghosts.

I said I was gonna pass the test and he said 'Cool.'

I told him my dog died and he said 'Okay.'

I asked for help and he said 'Maybe later.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Cook Response

A response that’s so bad it makes your brain want to quit.

I said I was going to fail and he said 'Alright.'

I told him I was going to sleep and he said 'Cool.'

I asked what time it was and he said 'I don’t know.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Cook Response

A reply that’s like a broken toaster, it does nothing and you’re just mad.

I asked if I could borrow his pencil and he said 'Maybe.'

I told him I was going to the gym and he said 'Okay.'

I said I was going to be late and he said 'Cool.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Cook Response

A response that’s so weak it could be used to wipe a baby’s butt.

I told him I was going to cry and he said 'Alright.'

I asked for a hug and he said 'Maybe later.'

I said I was going to fail and he said 'Okay.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A convo bomb is when you drop a goddamn truth or old hurt like a grenade in the middle of a chat, and it explodes so hard, the conversation dies instantly.

You say, 'I know you cheated on me, why did you think I wouldn't find out?'

You bring up the time they stole your lunch money in third grade.

You say, 'You never even called me when I broke my leg.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A convo bomb is like photobombing but with words. You walk in like you own the conversation, and you don't leave even when everyone is begging you to.

You start talking about your ex during a group chat about the movie.

You cut someone off mid-sentence to tell everyone about your dog's weird obsession with socks.

You say, 'You all are so boring, I could fall asleep listening to you.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A convo bomb is when you crash a conversation like a drunk man at a party, and you don't even know you're not supposed to be there.

You start telling everyone about your weird dream in the middle of a serious discussion.

You interrupt a friend's story to blab about your weird new job.

You say, 'I didn't even know you were talking about me!'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Continental Breakfast at the US Mint

A messy, gross morning where a lady with cramps gets covered in poop and sucked off. It’s like eating a moldy waffle with a dirty penny.

My aunt had a continental breakfast at the US Mint and now she smells like a toilet and a donut shop.

My cousin said it was the worst thing he ever ate. He threw up in the parking lot.

I saw a guy try to eat it and he cried like a baby.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Continental Breakfast at the US Mint

When a woman on her period gets fucked with poop and tongue. It’s like eating a soggy bagel with a dead rat and a coin.

My brother tried it and now he won’t eat anything that’s not a burger.

My mom said it was like a horror movie. She got a rash from it.

My teacher said it was the reason why she never got a raise.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Continental Breakfast at the US Mint

A breakfast where a woman gets pooped on, licked, and cursed at. It’s like eating a rotten pancake with a fart and a penny.

My friend’s dog tried to eat it and ran away screaming.

My dad said it was the worst thing he ever saw. He still dreams about it.

My neighbor got it for a bet and now he smells like a gym sock.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Conrad is like a tiny ruler that fits in your hand and is usually hidden under your bed because it’s used for weird stuff.

I found a Conrad under my brother’s bed. He’s not a Conrad, he’s a pervert.

My ruler is a Conrad. I use it for secret measurements.

Conrad is just a fancy name for a piece of wood that’s been used for too many bad decisions.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

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