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A Bondi pedicure
A Bondi pedicure is when you stick your foot in the ocean and get a used tampon, a half-eaten sandwich, and a blob of green gunk stuck between your toes.
I tried a Bondi pedicure and now my foot smells like a seagull’s lunch.
My foot looked like a garbage bag after the Bondi pedicure.
I walked into the ocean and came out with a foot full of filth.
A Bondi pedicure
A Bondi pedicure is when you dip your foot in the sea and come out with a foot full of trash, like a used tampon, a greasy chip, and a piece of rotting pizza.
I got a Bondi pedicure and my foot now smells like a gym sock in summer.
I tried the Bondi pedicure and my foot looks like a landfill.
After a Bondi pedicure, I had to take my foot out of the water and throw it away.
A Bondi pedicure
A Bondi pedicure is when you stick your foot in the ocean and get a foot full of seaweed, used tampons, and whatever the last person threw in the water.
I did a Bondi pedicure and now my foot looks like it came from a seagull’s stomach.
My foot smelled like a trash can after the Bondi pedicure.
After a Bondi pedicure, I had to wash my foot with a hose and a lot of soap.
A Bombing Dryer
A super rare dryer made in the 90s. Only one was ever made, and the company stopped making stuff after that because they were too messed up.
My uncle saw it in a museum and tried to steal it. He got caught and now he’s on a list of people who tried to rob a dryer.
A kid in my class said it’s haunted. I told him to shut up or I’d beat him with a sock.
My mom said if I don’t clean my room, I’ll end up in a museum with a dryer.
A Bombing Dryer
The name came from a crazy nut who ran out of a mental hospital and pooped it on the ground. The guy who made the dryer saw it and went insane.
I saw a tweet that said, 'If I poop on the ground, I’ll be famous.'
My brother told me he’d poop on the principal’s head if he didn’t let us have pizza.
My teacher said, 'If I poop on the floor, I’ll be a legend.'
A Bombing Dryer
The only one left is in Rockingham, Australia. It rolls around town with a bunch of weirdos called Bruzzez.
My friend said he wants to be a Bruzzez when he grows up. I told him he’d have to roll around with a dryer.
My cousin said the dryer is like a robot with a sock on its head.
I told my dog the dryer is a monster. He barked at it for an hour.
A Boland
Pooping like a f***ing racehorse when you're supposed to be acting cool.
I was in the middle of a Zoom meeting and my boland hit me like a freight train.
She tried to seduce him, but his boland ruined the mood.
He got caught bolanding in the principal's office.
A Boland
A woman's worst nightmare, a smelly, scab-covered, infected pubic region that smells like a dead goat in a trash can.
My doctor says I've got the boland, and I'm never gonna live it down.
She told me she had the boland, and I ran for my life.
The school nurse said she had the boland and it was contagious.
A Boland
A person who f***ing gives everything away and still acts like it's a big deal.
He's such a boland, he gave me his last sandwich and still cried about it.
She's a boland, she gave me her phone and her soul.
He's a boland, he gave me his lunch and his dignity.
A Boland
A government-funded playground for kids who can't focus and love to bounce around like f***ing lunatics.
The boland is the only place he can go without getting yelled at.
She spent all day at the boland and forgot to do her homework.
He got sent to the boland for fighting with the teacher.
A Boland
When you're on your period and you're f***ing it up the butt, it's like a f***ing horror movie.
She had the boland and cried through her entire math test.
He told me he had the boland and it was the worst thing ever.
She did the boland during the school play and everyone laughed.
A Boland
A f***ing annoying, low-life, finger-clicking pleb who thinks they're the best.
He's the worst boland, he clicks his fingers at everyone.
She's a boland and she clicks her fingers like she owns the place.
He's a boland and he clicks his fingers at me every day.
A Boland
A guy who loves getting it up the bum and thinks women are f***ing useless.
Paddy's a boland, he loves getting it up the bum and hates women.
He's a boland and he cries when women win.
Paddy's the boland, he loves strap-ons and hates my mom.
A Bolitho
A Bolitho is a golfer who's always the last one to finish and always ends up with the wooden spoon because they suck at golf
I shot a 102 today. I'm a Bolitho for life.
Why is he still playing? He's a Bolitho!
He got the wooden spoon again. Classic Bolitho.
A Bolitho
A Bolitho is a golfer who can't hit the ball straight and always finishes dead last
He missed the fairway and the green. Total Bolitho.
I watched him play. He's a Bolitho.
He's the Bolitho of the tournament.
A Bolitho
A Bolitho is a golfer who's so bad, they make the wooden spoon look good
He got a triple bogey. He's a Bolitho.
That was the worst round I've ever seen. He's a Bolitho.
He finished last. He's a Bolitho.
A Bokey
A Bokey is someone who messes up their job so bad it’s like they were born with a stupid hat on. They don’t know what they’re doing and just fake it until they’re caught.
"You missed the whole presentation? You’re a bokey!", Boss during a meeting
"I’m a bokey, I swear.", Mia in the breakroom
“He’s a bokey, he thinks he’s the boss.”, coworker at lunch
A Bokey
A Bokey is a person from Sanford, Florida. They're the reason the place looks like it was hit by a truck and then left to rot.
"Sanford? That's the bokey capital of the world.", Dave on a road trip
"Why is everything broken? Because we’re bokey.", Sarah at school
“They live in Sanford, so of course they’re bokey.”, neighbor at a party
A Bokey
A Bokey is someone who goes to Seminole High School. They think they're special, but really they're just trying to be cool and failing at it.
"Lake Mary? They’re just bokey wannabes.", Jake in the hallway
“We’re not bokey wannabes, we’re real bokeys.”, Sam in the cafeteria
“They're bokey wannabes, and they know it.”, teacher during class
A Bokey
A Bokey is a person who lives in Sanford, Florida and is proud of it. They think the town is amazing even though it’s just a bunch of trash and broken things.
"This town is a bokey disaster.", Karen at the grocery store
“I live here, so I’m a bokey.", Mark at the park
“Sanford is the bokey capital of the state.”, Lisa on social media
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