A Bombing Dryer

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A super rare dryer made in the 90s. Only one was ever made, and the company stopped making stuff after that because they were too messed up.

My uncle saw it in a museum and tried to steal it. He got caught and now he’s on a list of people who tried to rob a dryer.

A kid in my class said it’s haunted. I told him to shut up or I’d beat him with a sock.

My mom said if I don’t clean my room, I’ll end up in a museum with a dryer.

The name came from a crazy nut who ran out of a mental hospital and pooped it on the ground. The guy who made the dryer saw it and went insane.

I saw a tweet that said, 'If I poop on the ground, I’ll be famous.'

My brother told me he’d poop on the principal’s head if he didn’t let us have pizza.

My teacher said, 'If I poop on the floor, I’ll be a legend.'

The only one left is in Rockingham, Australia. It rolls around town with a bunch of weirdos called Bruzzez.

My friend said he wants to be a Bruzzez when he grows up. I told him he’d have to roll around with a dryer.

My cousin said the dryer is like a robot with a sock on its head.

I told my dog the dryer is a monster. He barked at it for an hour.