A Bombing Dryer
The name came from a crazy nut who ran out of a mental hospital and pooped it on the ground. The guy who made the dryer saw it and went insane.
I saw a tweet that said, 'If I poop on the ground, I’ll be famous.'
My brother told me he’d poop on the principal’s head if he didn’t let us have pizza.
My teacher said, 'If I poop on the floor, I’ll be a legend.'