A Conrad - A Conrad is like a tiny ruler that fits in your hand and is

A Conrad is like a tiny ruler that fits in your hand and is usually hidden under your bed because it’s used for weird stuff.

I found a Conrad under my brother’s bed. He’s not a Conrad, he’s a pervert.

My ruler is a Conrad. I use it for secret measurements.

Conrad is just a fancy name for a piece of wood that’s been used for too many bad decisions.