A Continental Breakfast at the US Mint
A messy, gross morning where a lady with cramps gets covered in poop and sucked off. It’s like eating a moldy waffle with a dirty penny.
My aunt had a continental breakfast at the US Mint and now she smells like a toilet and a donut shop.
My cousin said it was the worst thing he ever ate. He threw up in the parking lot.
I saw a guy try to eat it and he cried like a baby.