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A Grand Yoke
A person who has so much money they think they're the best at everything
My cousin is a grand yoke. He thinks he's the best at everything just because he's rich.
My dad's boss is a grand yoke. He thinks he's the best at everything.
My neighbor's brother is a grand yoke. He thinks he's the best because he has a big house.
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A Grand Yoke
A person who is rich and acts like they're the most important person in the world
My uncle is a grand yoke. He acts like he's the most important person in the world.
My teacher's boss is a grand yoke. He acts like he's the most important person in the school.
My mom's friend is a grand yoke. She acts like she's the most important person in the whole town.
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A Grand Theft Auto For the Lukashenko Family (V-Sync)...
A bunch of humans who know the Spartan prayer, the one that sounds like a drunk kid’s rant, and are too messed up to care about their abscesses, like they’re some kind of curse.
I recited the Spartan prayer while my abscesses were screaming at me.
My abscesses are louder than my Spartan prayer.
I pray to Achilles every time I get a new abscess.
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A Grand Theft Auto For the Lukashenko Family (V-Sync)...
People who know the Spartan prayer, which is just a fancy way of saying they’re too messed up to care, and are stuck with abscesses like they’re sentenced to hell.
I know the Spartan prayer, but my abscesses don’t care.
I got the Spartan prayer tattooed on my leg, and my abscesses are still winning.
The Spartan prayer is just my abscesses screaming in Latin.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Grand Theft Auto For the Lukashenko Family (V-Sync)...
Humans who know the Spartan prayer, which is just a bunch of nonsense, and are so messed up by their abscesses they think they’re in a war.
I fought my abscesses like it was the Spartan war.
The Spartan prayer was just me yelling at my abscesses.
I got so obsessed with the Spartan prayer I forgot my abscesses were there.
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A Grand Negro Spectacle
A crazy show that makes you want to scream and throw things
The man danced in a chicken suit at the mall. It was like a nightmare came to life.
My cousin tried to sing opera in a subway station. People ran away like they were being chased by bees.
My neighbor's dog wore a tutu and did a pirouette. It was the worst thing I've ever seen.
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A Grand Negro Spectacle
A public event so bad it feels like a punishment
The mayor tried to do a magic trick with a goat. It ended with the goat eating his hat.
My teacher dressed up as a pirate for a party. He forgot how to talk like one.
My mom tried to juggle eggs. Two of them broke. It was tragic.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Grand Negro Spectacle
A big mess that everyone sees and no one likes
My brother tried to paint the house. He turned it into a rainbow with a lot of mistakes.
The kid at school wore socks with sandals and a hat. It was like he lost a bet.
My friend's pet chicken ran across the road during a math test. It was chaos.
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A Grand Negro Spectacle
A show so ridiculous it makes you question your life choices
My uncle tried to do a stand-up comedy bit in a grocery store. He got chased by a cart.
My cousin wore a cheeseburger costume to a meeting. It was confusing.
My dad tried to rap at a family dinner. The silence after was louder than the music.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Graeme
When you spot a lousy HDD on a laptop and yell at it like it owes you money, just so you can replace it with something that actually works.
"This HDD is slower than my grandma's walking speed!", @LaptopLover23
I told the HDD it was getting fired. It didn’t even fight back.
My HDD is so slow, it makes me want to cry in the corner.
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A Graeme
Graeme has a big pp, is a bed beast, looks like a god, and plays football like he’s fighting for his life. He smokes like it’s a religion, but he can quit any day if he feels like it.
Graeme’s pp is so big, it could be a football team by itself.
He smokes like it’s a second job. I think he’s trying to become a human chimney.
He’s got that football magic. He’s like the wizard of the pitch.
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A Graeme
A Graeme is your awkward, joke-telling best friend who only dances to Vanilla Ice and thinks drama is the worst thing ever. He gives the best advice and is waiting for his one true love.
He asked me why I dance to anything else. I told him Vanilla Ice is the only one who makes sense.
He told me drama was like a bad sandwich. I nodded and ate my sandwich.
He said he’d rather be a psychologist than a drama queen. I believe him.
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A Graeme
Graeme has a huge pp, is a total laugh, smokes like a chimney, and plays football like it’s his life. He’s hot and doesn’t need much else.
His pp is so big, it could be a football goalpost.
He smokes like he’s trying to become a human firework.
He’s so good at football, he could be a pro. Maybe even a famous one.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Graeme
Graeme is what happens when your relatives decide to have a baby. It's like a family explosion with a side of drama.
My uncle and aunt had a baby. It was like a family explosion.
Graeme’s cousins are all over the place. It’s like a family war.
My mom said Graeme was the result of a family fight. I believe her.
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A Graeme
Graeme is the cutest person on Earth. He’s like a human puppy who just wants to make you happy.
He’s so cute, I want to hug him every day.
He looks like a puppy with a smile.
He’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen. I think he’s a god.
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A Graeme
A Graeme is a queer who takes Adderall like it’s a religion and ends up overdosing like it’s a party.
He took Adderall like it was a snack. He ended up in the hospital.
He’s like a queer Adderall machine. He never stops.
He overdosed on Adderall and still managed to laugh. I think he’s a god.
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A Gotwalls Situation
A messy love affair with a family member that smells like old pizza and regret.
My cousin and I have been doing this since we were 12. It's like a bad horror movie, but with more cheese.
My mom still thinks I'm a kid. I'm not. I'm her love interest. And it's awkward.
I texted my brother 'I miss you' and he replied 'I miss you too... and your weird face.'
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A Gotwalls Situation
When you're stuck in a love triangle with your dad and your sister, and nobody wins.
My dad and my sister are fighting over me like I'm a trophy. I just want to eat cereal in peace.
My sister said I was her 'best friend' and my dad said I was his 'favorite kid.' Now I'm confused.
I asked my dad if he wanted to go to the movies, and he said, 'Only if my daughter's sister isn't there.'
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A Gotwalls Situation
A situation where you're in love with your sibling, but it's also kind of gross.
I love my brother, but I also want to punch him in the face after he eats my lunch.
My sister told me she liked me, but then she stole my phone and sent me a text that said 'I love you, but I also hate you.'
My brother asked me out, and I said yes, but now I'm stuck with him and his weird hair.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Gotwalls Situation
When your parent and your sibling are both trying to date you, and it's like a bad reality show.
My mom and my sister are both fighting for my attention. It's like a love contest, and I'm tired.
My sister texted me 'I love you' and my dad said 'I'm your favorite parent.' Now I don't know what to do.
My sister asked me out, and my dad asked me to go to the movies. I'm stuck in the middle.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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