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A Fate Worse Than Death
When you're stuck in a life so awful it's like being forced to live with your worst nightmare every day. It's like being stuck on a rollercoaster that never stops and you can't get off.
I had to eat my lunch in front of the entire class.
My teacher made me read my essay out loud and it was about my dog's bad breath.
My dad made me clean my room and it took me 3 hours.
A Fate Worse Than Death
When your life is so bad that even death would be a relief. It's like being forced to live with your worst enemy, your worst teacher, and your worst relative all at once.
I had to eat my lunch in front of the entire class.
My mom made me clean my room for 3 hours.
My teacher made me write an essay about my dog's bad breath.
A Fat Margi
A big woman with chin rolls that hang like curtains over her wide shoulders. She’s always fighting with her lard-filled kid who thinks he’s the boss.
I saw her yelling at her son for eating the last slice of pizza. Both of them looked like they’d been dipped in gravy.
She texted me: 'My son called me a whale. I told him I’d float him to school.'
Her husband said she’s like a burger with no top bun. He’s still stuck with her.
A Fat Margi
A woman so big, her chin rolls could be used as pillows. She’s stuck in a love-hate game with her fatty kid who won’t stop talking about his abs.
She DM’d me: 'My son says he’s going to be a bodybuilder. I’m going to be his trainer.'
At the grocery store, she and her son both grabbed the same bag of chips. They looked like a double-baked potato.
Her neighbor said she’s like a pizza that’s been left out in the sun. Still hot, still messy.
A Fat Margi
A woman with chin rolls so big, they could choke a donkey. She’s got a son who’s too fat to be proud and too dumb to know it.
She texted me: 'My son told me I’m a meatball. I told him I’m a meatball with a side of gravy.'
At the mall, she and her son both tried to fit in the same cart. It looked like a fat family emergency.
Her ex said she’s like a cake that’s been dropped on the floor. Still edible, still messy.
A Fat L
A Fat L is when you lose so bad it feels like your face got stuck in a blender. It’s usually from playing games like Fortnite, where you’re barely alive and your opponent is flexing like a king.
"I got a Fat L when I died in the first minute of the game. My opponent was already eating pizza."
"My team took a Fat L because we got destroyed by a 12-year-old playing with a mouse."
"I got a Fat L so bad I cried. My dog laughed at me."
A Fat L
A Fat L is when you lose so hard it’s like your soul got stolen by a donkey. It’s mostly used by gamers and sports fans who think they’re cool.
"I took a Fat L because I lost to my little brother. He’s 10 and uses a controller like it’s a sword."
"I got a Fat L in the final match, and my friends laughed so hard they got cramps."
"My team took a Fat L so bad I think the sky cried."
A Fat L
A Fat L is a term for when you lose so badly it’s like you were born in a trash can. It’s not used much by normal people, but it’s a favorite among gamers who think they’re the best.
"I got a Fat L because I lost to my dog. He used a tennis ball as a weapon."
"My friend took a Fat L in the game, and it was so bad, even the characters in the game laughed at him."
"I got a Fat L so hard I think I lost my personality."
A Fat L
A Fat L is when you mess up so bad it’s like you were hit by a truck and your brain fell out. It means you lost really badly, like you were sleeping when the game started.
"I took a Fat L because I fell asleep during the game. My opponent won by default."
"My team took a Fat L so bad I think we were all dreaming."
"I got a Fat L because I lost to my mom. She’s 50 and still beats me at games."
A Fat Juicy Truck
A truck so full of food it looks like it’s about to burst and scream at you
That truck is like a giant burger with wheels.
I saw it and I instantly felt hungry and jealous.
That truck is so full it probably has a second stomach.
A Fat Juicy Truck
A truck that’s basically a meatball sub with wheels and a bad attitude
That truck is like a food coma on legs.
It’s so big it makes my truck feel like a snack.
I’d rather fight that truck than eat a sandwich.
A Fat Juicy Truck
A truck that’s so loaded it might throw up on the highway
That truck is about to regurgitate food on the road.
It’s so full it’s probably mad.
I’d pay to see that truck throw up.
A Fat Juan
A giant Mexican who smells like old pizza and has a beard that looks like a raccoon attacked him. He yells at everyone and thinks he's the toughest guy in the school, but he can't even do a push-up without crying. His parents hate each other and he's stuck in the middle of it all.
A Fat Juan tried to fight me in the hallway and ran away when I said 'Hey, fatty!'
He cried in math class because he failed again and blamed his parents for it.
He texted me 'I hate my life' and then went to eat 10 tacos.
A Fat Juan
A lumpy Mexican with hair that looks like a spider made a nest in his head. He talks to himself and thinks he’s a superhero. He eats so much he could be a human burrito. His parents split up and he’s too lazy to care.
He screamed at the teacher because the class laughed at his hair. He said, 'I’m the king of chaos!'
He texted me 'I’m gonna eat the whole cafeteria' and then ate three pies.
He cried in the bathroom because he thought he was being bullied by a kid who didn’t even know who he was.
A Fat Juan
A chunky Mexican with hair that looks like a dog threw up on him. He thinks he’s the toughest guy in the world, but he can’t even lift a bag of chips without whining. He cries like a baby and says he’s depressed, but he just eats too much.
He tried to fight me and said, 'I’m gonna beat you up!' but then he tripped and fell on the floor.
He cried in gym class because he couldn’t do a single sit-up.
He sent me a DM that said 'I’m sad, but I’m also eating pizza.'
A Fat Edgar
A meaty ho that shags married guys and sells drugs from her gut.
Edgar just hit a guy with a bag of weed and a creampie.
She’s the reason my dad’s credit card is maxed out.
Edgar’s got more secrets than a fat kid with a snack stash.
A Fat Edgar
A lard-ass tramp who’s too fat to get laid and still tries.
Edgar tried to seduce my uncle and failed twice.
She’s the reason the gym has a no-fat policy.
Edgar’s got more layers than a lasagna.
A Fat Edgar
A pig-faced skank who sleeps with guys and sells drugs from her ass.
Edgar sold me weed and a bad time.
She’s the reason my brother’s got a divorce.
Edgar’s got more blubber than a belly full of pizza.
A Fat Clap
A Fat Clap is when you win a video game so bad your fat jiggles like it's giving you a standing ovation.
I just beat this game on easy mode and my butt was clapping me.
My fat clap was so loud the neighbor called the cops.
I got a fat clap so strong I think my skin might have a PhD.
A Fat Clap
A Fat Clap is when two fat people rub against each other like they're trying to start a fire and their fat makes a sound like someone's shouting 'Bravo!'
My cousin and his girlfriend had a fat clap so loud the cat ran out of the house.
At the gym, two fat claps happened and the treadmill almost broke.
My fat clap with my buddy was so good, the gym started a new class called 'Fat Clap Yoga'.
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