A Fat Margi

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A big woman with chin rolls that hang like curtains over her wide shoulders. She’s always fighting with her lard-filled kid who thinks he’s the boss.

I saw her yelling at her son for eating the last slice of pizza. Both of them looked like they’d been dipped in gravy.

She texted me: 'My son called me a whale. I told him I’d float him to school.'

Her husband said she’s like a burger with no top bun. He’s still stuck with her.

A woman so big, her chin rolls could be used as pillows. She’s stuck in a love-hate game with her fatty kid who won’t stop talking about his abs.

She DM’d me: 'My son says he’s going to be a bodybuilder. I’m going to be his trainer.'

At the grocery store, she and her son both grabbed the same bag of chips. They looked like a double-baked potato.

Her neighbor said she’s like a pizza that’s been left out in the sun. Still hot, still messy.

A woman with chin rolls so big, they could choke a donkey. She’s got a son who’s too fat to be proud and too dumb to know it.

She texted me: 'My son told me I’m a meatball. I told him I’m a meatball with a side of gravy.'

At the mall, she and her son both tried to fit in the same cart. It looked like a fat family emergency.

Her ex said she’s like a cake that’s been dropped on the floor. Still edible, still messy.