A McAwesome
a person so awesome they should be on a pedestal and get a gold medal for being cool
That guy is a McAwesome and I want to be him
My teacher is a McAwesome and I’m her favorite
My friend is a McAwesome and I’m jealous
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A McAuley Massacre
A guy gets spanked so hard with a strap-on he blows his load while his butt gets torn up!
My buddy got a McAuley Massacre at the gym and cried like a baby.
That guy got a McAuley Massacre and still kept fighting.
I saw a guy get a McAuley Massacre and he screamed like a woman.
A McAuley Massacre
A man gets whooped with a strap-on until he cum like a fountain while his backside gets ripped!
My cousin got a McAuley Massacre and walked like a penguin for a week.
That dude got a McAuley Massacre and still laughed in my face.
I got a McAuley Massacre and my pants got soaked.
A McAuley Massacre
A guy gets beaten with a strap-on until he cums and his butt gets split open!
My friend got a McAuley Massacre and now he walks with a limp.
That guy got a McAuley Massacre and still bragged about it.
I got a McAuley Massacre and my shoes got stained.
A Maybe
A person who was born in May. Also known as the worst month for birthdays because everyone is a May baby and you have to deal with their dumb ass all year.
My cousin is a May baby and she acts like she's the most important person in the world.
My teacher is a May baby and she gives extra homework just because.
My dog is a May baby and he barks at the mailman every day.
A Maybe
A woman's sneaky way of saying no when she acts like she's giving you a chance to get lucky.
She said 'a maybe' and I still showed up at her house wearing a suit.
He waited two hours for her reply and she said 'a maybe' again.
I drove three hours for a 'maybe' and she was at the mall with her best friend.
A Maybe
A word that makes guys feel like they're being disrespected and it's not even fair.
'A maybe' came in and I felt like I was being insulted by a toddler.
He asked me out and I said 'a maybe' and he got angry.
She said 'a maybe' and I was too proud to ask again.
A Maybe
An excuse used to keep you hanging on to hope when you should have just given up.
He said 'a maybe' and now I wait for a text that will never come.
She said 'a maybe' and I still bought her flowers for no reason.
He said 'a maybe' and I showed up at the party alone.
A Maybe
A lazy way of spelling maybe that only people who think they're cool can use. It's like being a poser.
He said 'a maybe' and I said 'a maybe' too just to sound cool.
She used 'a maybe' in her text and now I think she's a poser.
He said 'a maybe' and now I think he's trying too hard.
A Maybe
The exact same thing as no. Just a fancy way to say you don't want to do it.
He said 'a maybe' and I knew he was lying.
She said 'a maybe' and I still showed up.
He said 'a maybe' and I walked out of the room.
A Maybe
A kid who got a tattoo from the Fallout games and now thinks he's some kind of rebel.
He got ink spots and now he calls himself a Fallout kid.
She got ink spots and now she thinks she's the main character of the game.
He got ink spots and now he won't talk to anyone who didn't play Fallout.
A Maximally Informed Decision
A barely educated guess that somehow works out because you were just lucky and not actually smart
I picked the right answer because I guessed, not because I knew anything.
He said he was going to fail, but he got an A, just luck, nothing else.
She said she didn’t study, but she aced the test, probably just god’s doing.
A Maximally Informed Decision
A decision made by someone who thinks they're super smart, but actually just copied someone else’s work
He said he did the homework all by himself, but I saw him copy my answers.
She claimed she figured it all out on her own, turns out she just stole mine.
He said he didn’t need help, but he used my notes like a cheat sheet.
A Maximally Informed Decision
A choice you make because you think you're cool, but it's just a bad idea wrapped in a trendy vibe
He said he was going to be rich by investing in crypto, turns out he just lost all his money.
She thought she was going to be the best at everything, but she just failed the test.
He said he would be the king of the school, now he’s just the guy who got kicked out.
A Maximally Informed Decision
A decision made when you're too lazy to think and just pick whatever is closest to you
He picked the first option because he was too tired to think.
She chose the easiest answer just because it was right there.
He said he was going to be the best, but he just picked the first thing he saw.
A Maximally Informed Decision
A choice you make when you're too dumb to realize you're making a terrible mistake
He said he would be the best at everything, but he failed the test.
She thought she was going to be rich, but she just lost all her money.
He said he was going to be cool, but he just got kicked out.
A Maximally Informed Decision
A decision you make when you think you're making it up, but it's just a guess with no real logic
He said he was making it up, but it was just a guess.
She thought she had a plan, but it was just random stuff.
He said he was going to win, but it was just a shot in the dark.
A Max Fleming
This guy looks like he ate a whole pizza and a raccoon. His beard is so thick it could hide a murder.
'I weigh 300 pounds and I still eat like I'm 12.'
'My beard is so full of dirt I could grow a garden in it.'
'I once tried to shave and it looked like I had a face full of ants.'
A Max Fleming
Every time this guy opens his mouth, he spits out more lies than a dog spits out bones.
'I make $10,000 a month. I swear.'
'I once sold a fake diamond to my own mom.'
'I told my boss I was sick. I was just high.'
A Max Fleming
This guy loves gingers so much, he’d probably marry a ginger chicken if it asked him.
'I dated a ginger girl. She was hot. I dated a ginger cat. He was cute.'
'I once tried to convince a ginger dog to be my girlfriend.'
'I bought a ginger chicken for my birthday. It was the best gift ever.'