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A totally crazy book by Timothy Dexter that’s full of stupid rants about politics and his wife, and the spelling is so fancy it hurts. The second edition had a whole extra page of punctuation and told you to stick them anywhere, even in your soup.

A book so dumb and wild it’s like Timothy Dexter had a meltdown and wrote it with a crayon. It has no punctuation at first, so he added a page of punctuation and told you to stick them wherever you want.

A book that’s like Timothy Dexter’s brain on fire. It’s got political rants, insults to his wife, and spelling so pretty it makes you want to throw up. The second edition had a bunch of punctuation and told you to stick them anywhere, even on your face.

A book that’s so stupid it’s like Timothy Dexter got locked in a closet with a dictionary and a swear jar. It has no punctuation in the first version, so he stuck a whole page of punctuation in the back and told you to stick them wherever you want.

A book that’s like Timothy Dexter’s brain after a long day of screaming and spelling. It has political rants, insults to his wife, and the spelling is so good it’s like it was written by a unicorn. The second edition had a whole page of punctuation and told you to stick them wherever you want.

A book so insane it’s like Timothy Dexter had a mental breakdown and wrote it with a broken pencil. It has no punctuation at first, so he added a whole page of punctuation and told you to stick them anywhere, even on your pizza.

A total mess that goes wrong or something that looks like it was hit by a truck and then stepped on.

When you get stuck in a situation that feels like it's happened before, but it's just as annoying as the first time.

A lesbian having wild sex in a very specific way, like they're both trying to outdo each other.

A dead cucumber that was drowned so hard, it looks like it was beaten by a fish.

A green, sour, sweet thing that looks like a hotdog, but it's really just a cucumber pretending to be cool.

Another name for a penis, but it's like the fancy version of the word.

A project so good, it's like a man. Sometimes that man is a pickle. Sometimes he's more than a pickle.

Math without π is like a burger without ketchup, it’s still okay, but you know it’s missing something juicy and weird. People go full-on meltdown when they see that symbol, like it’s the devil in a math suit.

A math book without π is like a pizza with no cheese, it’s still a pizza, but it’s just not worth the trouble. People swear at π like it stole their lunch money.

This book is the math version of a no-π zone. People act like seeing π is the same as being yelled at by their math teacher and their mom at the same time.

A quick talk where you drop the important stuff and leave the rest to die.

When you stick your thumb up her ass and your pinky in her snatch.

Chatting on a phone to make you look like you're not the worst person ever.

When a guy fucks a girl from behind while she's on the phone with her mom.