Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A quick talk where you drop the important stuff and leave the rest to die.

Hey, I just got fired. I'm gonna kill my boss. Love you.

I'm pregnant. I'm gonna keep the kid. Love you too.

I just stole your mom's car. Love you most.

2

When you stick your thumb up her ass and your pinky in her snatch.

I just told my ex I was with her mom. She didn't believe me.

I told my dad I was in a car crash. He believed me, but he was in the car.

I told my mom I was getting a tattoo. She said it was a good idea.

3

Chatting on a phone to make you look like you're not the worst person ever.

Hey, I just got a promotion. You're still the worst person ever.

I just got a divorce. I'm still the worst person ever.

I just got a new job. I'm still the worst person ever.

4

When a guy fucks a girl from behind while she's on the phone with her mom.

I just got a call from my mom. She said my dad was cheating on her.

I just got a call from my mom. She said my dad was eating her sandwich.

I just got a call from my mom. She said my dad was crying.

5

The magical being that gives you and your coworkers busy work when the rest of the world has left.

Hey, I just got a new assignment. You're still the worst person ever.

I just got a new assignment. You're still the worst person ever.

6

Getting a call from a phone inside a pocket, and you can hear it bouncing around.

I just got a call from my mom. She said my dad was in the pocket.

I just got a call from my mom. She said my dad was bouncing around.

I just got a call from my mom. She said my dad was making a sandwich.

7

A call you make when you're drunk and apologize to someone you've been a total ass to.

I just called my ex. I said I was sorry. She said I was still the worst person ever.

I just called my mom. I said I was sorry. She said I was still the worst person ever.

I just called my dad. I said I was sorry. He said I was still the worst person ever.