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A bunch of humans who know the Spartan prayer, the one that sounds like a drunk kid’s rant, and are too messed up to care about their abscesses, like they’re some kind of curse.

I recited the Spartan prayer while my abscesses were screaming at me.

My abscesses are louder than my Spartan prayer.

I pray to Achilles every time I get a new abscess.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

People who know the Spartan prayer, which is just a fancy way of saying they’re too messed up to care, and are stuck with abscesses like they’re sentenced to hell.

I know the Spartan prayer, but my abscesses don’t care.

I got the Spartan prayer tattooed on my leg, and my abscesses are still winning.

The Spartan prayer is just my abscesses screaming in Latin.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Humans who know the Spartan prayer, which is just a bunch of nonsense, and are so messed up by their abscesses they think they’re in a war.

I fought my abscesses like it was the Spartan war.

The Spartan prayer was just me yelling at my abscesses.

I got so obsessed with the Spartan prayer I forgot my abscesses were there.

by Slangipedia 17d ago