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B-Dub Lifestyle

You live on cheese and Pretty Little Liars. You get so obsessed you start taking souls just because you can and nobody stops you because they’re also obsessed.

I ate cheese for breakfast, lunch, and dinner and cried at the end of PLL season 5.

I watched PLL and ate cheese so much my neighbor started a petition to stop me.

I stole a soul just to get more cheese and now I have to live with the guilt.

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B-Down

A person or thing so dumb it could make a donkey cry. Like the dumbest version of a donkey.

My cousin is a B-Down. He thought a chicken was a bird and a cow was a chicken.

My math teacher is a B-Down. He said 2+2=5 and I believed him for a week.

My dog is a B-Down. He barked at a cloud and it screamed back.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B-Down

When you punch someone so hard in the face it looks like they got hit by a ghost. The sweetest way to ruin someone’s day.

I B-Downed my bully and he cried like a baby.

At the party, I B-Downed my ex and she ran out screaming.

I B-Downed my math teacher and he fell over like a sack of potatoes.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B-Down

A flipped B that looks like a P, which is the main ingredient in meth. A New Zealand thing that’s as real as your bad decisions.

My cousin got B-Down and started sniffing glue like it was the last day on Earth.

I saw a guy B-Down and he was high enough to float away.

My brother turned B-Down and now he’s a walking neon light.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B-Down

When the Bloods are on fire and the Crips are getting roasted. It’s like a gang war but with more screaming.

The Bloods B-Downed the Crips and the whole street heard it.

The Crips got B-Downed and now they’re hiding in a closet.

The Bloods came out B-Down and the Crips ran like they were being chased by a bear.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B-Double-D

A girl who starts with B and has two meaty melons that look like they were dipped in gravy. She thinks she's smart but can't spell 'Wednesday' and cries when she loses a game of Uno.

B-Double-D just texted me: 'I’m going to be rich when I grow up. I’m gonna have 100 cats.'

She DM’d me: 'I think I invented the wheel. I’m 13.'

She told me: 'I got a B+ in math. That means I’m a genius.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B-Double-D

A man who used to be the king of cool but now looks like a bag of chips that’s been sat on. He’s got a gut like a donut and a voice that sounds like a broken kazoo. He owes money to everyone and still cheers for the team that lost the Super Bowl.

B-Double-D just called me: 'Hey, I’m gonna be rich again. I just need 5 more years.'

He texted me: 'I got a call from Ace. I’m gonna die.'

He told me: 'I still love fireball. It’s the only thing that makes me feel alive.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B-Double E- Double R-U-N

A beer run is when the party runs out of drinks and a bunch of drunks sprint to the store like they’re being chased by a bear. They come back with a ton of beer and probably a broken foot.

I ran out of beer and had to go to the store. I came back with 2 packs and a broken foot.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B-Double E- Double R-U-N

When you yell ‘B-Double E-Double R-U-N’ really fast to avoid having to get the beers. The last person to say it gets stuck with the beer run and probably gets yelled at.

I yelled ‘B-Double E-Double R-U-N’ and got out of getting the beer. I’m free.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B-Dog

A blood gang member who thinks they're the king of the block and talks too much about their stupid gang.

Yo B-Dog, you talk more than my mom on a Sunday

B-Dog tried to start a fight with my cousin and got hit with a mop

B-Dog says he's the best at the game, but he can't even beat my little brother

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B-Dog

A nickname for your best friend, your worst enemy, or the guy who always eats your snacks.

My homie is a B-Dog and he stole my last slice of pizza

My B-Dog got me out of trouble with the cops

My B-Dog is so dumb he thinks a donut is a pizza

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B-Dog

A cool name for anyone with a B name who thinks they're special and everyone else is a nobody.

My B-Dog is named Brian and he thinks he's a king

My B-Dog's name is Bella and she thinks she's the best

My B-Dog is named Bob and he says he's the most important person in the world

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B-Dog

When a guy is too horny and can't focus on anything else, especially if he's too dumb to realize it.

My B-Dog was too horny to finish his homework

My B-Dog got caught sneaking out to see his girlfriend

My B-Dog is so horny he can't even eat his lunch

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B-Dog

A stupid nickname for a banana, like calling a fruit a fruit.

My B-Dog called a banana a B-Dog and got yelled at

My B-Dog thinks a banana is a fruit and that's the best joke ever

My B-Dog tried to eat a banana and called it a B-Dog

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B-Dog

A preteen who's too smart to be normal but too horny to be cool.

My B-Dog is smart but he's also too horny to do his homework

My B-Dog can solve math problems but he can't stop thinking about his crush

My B-Dog is a genius and he's also the most annoying kid in school

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B-Doat

The biggest cock ever, a total piece of garbage who thinks they're god and everyone else is stupid.

My cousin is a B-Doat. He took the last slice of pizza and didn't even say thank you.

My teacher called the principal a B-Doat because he didn't want to do extra work.

My dog's owner is a B-Doat. He fed my dog chocolate and didn't even apologize.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B-Doat

A human garbage can who thinks they're the best at everything and everyone else is worthless.

My friend's brother is a B-Doat. He stole my phone and didn't even give it back.

My mom called my dad a B-Doat because he forgot our anniversary.

My neighbor is a B-Doat. He yelled at the mailman for delivering the wrong letter.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B-Doat

The most selfish, smelly, loud person who acts like they're the king of the world.

My brother is a B-Doat. He took my Xbox and wouldn't let me play.

My teacher called the janitor a B-Doat because he didn't clean the floor.

My friend's mom is a B-Doat. She ate all the cookies and didn't even share.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B-Diddy

A fake rockstar who thinks he's cool just because he wears women's pants and talks like he's in a commercial.

'I'm not just a basketball player, I'm a legend in the making. And I wear tight pants.'

'You don't know me, but I'm gonna be famous. Just wait.'

'I'm not a scene-whore, I'm a scene-king. And I wear pants that hug me like a lover.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B-Diddy

A guy who thinks he's the best at everything, even though he's just a basketball player who wears pants like a woman.

'I'm not just good, I'm super. And I wear pants that make me look like a model.'

'You think you're cool? I'm the cool one. And I wear pants that are tight enough to make you jealous.'

'I don't just play basketball, I own it. And I wear pants like I own the world.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago