B-Double-D

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A girl who starts with B and has two meaty melons that look like they were dipped in gravy. She thinks she's smart but can't spell 'Wednesday' and cries when she loses a game of Uno.
B-Double-D just texted me: 'I’m going to be rich when I grow up. I’m gonna have 100 cats.'
She DM’d me: 'I think I invented the wheel. I’m 13.'
She told me: 'I got a B+ in math. That means I’m a genius.'
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A man who used to be the king of cool but now looks like a bag of chips that’s been sat on. He’s got a gut like a donut and a voice that sounds like a broken kazoo. He owes money to everyone and still cheers for the team that lost the Super Bowl.
B-Double-D just called me: 'Hey, I’m gonna be rich again. I just need 5 more years.'
He texted me: 'I got a call from Ace. I’m gonna die.'
He told me: 'I still love fireball. It’s the only thing that makes me feel alive.'
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