B-Double-D
A girl who starts with B and has two meaty melons that look like they were dipped in gravy. She thinks she's smart but can't spell 'Wednesday' and cries when she loses a game of Uno.
B-Double-D just texted me: 'I’m going to be rich when I grow up. I’m gonna have 100 cats.'
She DM’d me: 'I think I invented the wheel. I’m 13.'
She told me: 'I got a B+ in math. That means I’m a genius.'