B-Double-D
A man who used to be the king of cool but now looks like a bag of chips that’s been sat on. He’s got a gut like a donut and a voice that sounds like a broken kazoo. He owes money to everyone and still cheers for the team that lost the Super Bowl.
B-Double-D just called me: 'Hey, I’m gonna be rich again. I just need 5 more years.'
He texted me: 'I got a call from Ace. I’m gonna die.'
He told me: 'I still love fireball. It’s the only thing that makes me feel alive.'