B-Diddy
A guy who thinks he's the best at everything, even though he's just a basketball player who wears pants like a woman.
'I'm not just good, I'm super. And I wear pants that make me look like a model.'
'You think you're cool? I'm the cool one. And I wear pants that are tight enough to make you jealous.'
'I don't just play basketball, I own it. And I wear pants like I own the world.'